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Yep - 100 years. Balance of mine is circa 71 years.

That was me. Glad your mate will be getting some use of them now.

Wow - great opening post. Stick around - it's lovely to have informed, cerebral and pragmatic fans of other teams on the board. People like @Mikeetc

Yep, not sure on the number, but I know someone locally who is now on a long waiting list for a box having thought it would have been fairly straight forward.

Almost like he smelled that sweet whiff of self-promotion. Cunt.

Switch the terms to a loan with an obligation to buy if he completes at least 15 games.

Deal

First game of the season I'm praying an away fixture because, typically, we've got a family wedding on the same day!

100% caught him. How can’t VAR overturn that call?!?!

Stats look solid. Is there some talk about him having a bad attitude or did I make that up?

Wish you'd sign out permanently you fucking wanksock.

Pope reported to have a release clause of only £12m though.

I think he'll be a rotation option across the front three. Bedding him in slowly and eventually an option when they rest/rotate Haaland. I don't see him going anywhere on loan now.

Totally - I'd be as excited as fuck buying someone like him. Looks to have HUGE potential... His goals from last night;

Preach Brother.

Man City's signing of Julian Alverez seems to have massively gone under the radar but he scored another 6 goals last night in a 8-1 River Plate win. All the talk is that he's one of the best talents in South America, 22 year old wide forward......15 goals in 19 appearances.

Or the Chronicle running it!!! After the shit he gave the window licker for having the gonads to ask him about fucking off on his 18th golf trip of the year. The local press should've told him to fuck off tbh!

'If it's Alan Shearer, bring it on'. He says, knowing that's NEVER going to happen. I'm so pleased he'll never have anything to do with the football club again. Someone needs to create a website of Bruceism's as a formal record of his utter utter bullshit as a warning to whoever's doorstep he graces next as he goes on his UK wide tour ripping the arse out of football club's finances through his sheer ineptitude. Cunt.

Does he let out his inner Shields? 'Here man, that Bruce blerk was a total cunt man. Fucking Doylem but Eddie's sound like so I'm stopping'.

What do we reckon he's now a week? I'd have a guess at £60k with these owners....any other offers?

Ings was the one for me. Just completely out of the blue.

GC for sure said the owners had sought his opinion on Bruce. Presumably Shearer too.

Exactly. Him, Waugh and Shearer have already started the process of re-writing his period here and blaming everything on Ashley. Fucking easy option that gents, I'm afraid.

Until you realise it's about that fucking imbecile and then, well.......it's not.

That should be on the little fuckers business card tbh. Chris Waugh Drip