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Pulis at Stoke played pure 100% hoofball with effectively 4 centre backs, a defensive narrow midfield 4 and then a big lump up front supported by a headless chicken. This is what we do not need. In fairness to him he played a slightly different setup at Palace but there are many many more interesting candidates out there.

Why on earth would anyone want Tony Pulis?

It's not exactly rocket science is it

Harry Kane? discuss

1. Schmeichel 2. G. Neville 3. A Cole 4. Vieira 5. Terry 6. Rio Ferdinand 7. Ronaldo 8. Scholes 9. Shearer 10. Henry 11. Giggs

What the fuck must he be writing on his notepad, sure as fuck it's not football related. I reckon it's Ben Arfa hangman.

I don't think he really cares tbh. (Part of the problem) I don't get that impression at all personally. I don't think he's suited to our style of play though, he's a possession orientated player and our relationship with the ball is fleeting at best. I've never seen a performance from him which shows he cared, also coming from Ajax first team to sit on the bench for almost all season; if he cared he'd have kicked off and left by now. We don't have a style of play, which is why he suffers more than most, but I just think the league doesn't suit him at all. He's too light to cope with the shitter teams and not good enough to make an impact against the bigger ones. He's a Swansea player, Southampton at a big big push, but really that's about as good as he is in this league. Bad signing for us, even worse move for him. Guess he's waiting on De Jong to come back to see if they can get an understanding going, but really that's the last roll of the dice for him here. This is 100% spot on about Anita.

Today was one of those days where every banker won. I had a 6 fold that turned £5 into £100, was gutted I hadn't staked £10!

The point is, 9 times out of 10 if Perez tried that again, he would nutmeg himself and look a tit (Maybe WBA break and score). And yet King Kunt has the nerve to take credit for that, before hanging a 17 year old debutant out to dry today.

He literally does nothing, offers nothing, has no potential, just fucking nothing. Cowardly fucking Pardew epitome cunt.

Gary Rowett?

He wasn't decent at all, he was abysmal. Every move after a Sammy touch was a throw in. Because he's willing to try and take his man on, after being put in unfavorable situations for attacking players under the shite formation/tactics that Pardew plays. With Dummett behind him there's no other threat on the left flank meaning teams can just double/triple him and nullify his dribbling and footwork. Personally I think it's a good option for a team to have a direct 'proper winger' on one side with a roamer on the other, and Sammy is a decent direct winger. Absolute bollocks. He barely even tried to bring the ball past people yesterday and 95% of the time either went no where ran into someone, dribbled it out of play or something equally shite... Also if you think it's a good idea to have a roamer- and by that I guess you mean gouffran you need your head checking You're totally wrong here, Sammy and Ayoze were the only 2 who actually tried to take people on and commit defenders. Did he run it out/get tackled, yes he did but I'd much rather players tried to do that than take the cowardly easy pass option all the time. (see Gouffran, Y.) By roamer I mean someone like Cabella, Valbuena or the best in the country which is David Silva, so perhaps it's best not to guess and then throw incorrect insults around.

He wasn't decent at all, he was abysmal. Every move after a Sammy touch was a throw in. Because he's willing to try and take his man on, after being put in unfavorable situations for attacking players under the shite formation/tactics that Pardew plays. With Dummett behind him there's no other threat on the left flank meaning teams can just double/triple him and nullify his dribbling and footwork. Personally I think it's a good option for a team to have a direct 'proper winger' on one side with a roamer on the other, and Sammy is a decent direct winger.

He was decent on the whole yesterday, but i stand by what I said about him before in that he has one style of play which is byline and cross. Aarons has more to his game.

He's signed players that are perfect for his style of play. Which oddly enough isn't too bad to watch when they're playing well.

Dat winnin' formula.

For this fucking fraudulent cunt's 'tactic' to work, we need a 3 man midfield with Sissoko as the most advanced. Then we need a front 3 of Perez/Cisse, Cabella and Sammy. Sammy is crucial as he actually has the mentality of a proper winger. Williamson and Gouffran can be dropped into the tyne.

Hope someone harvests this cunt's organs.

Gouffran should have just been a stillborn.

Jonathan Pierce commentates like he's still watching Robot Wars.

Kane has looked very impressive whenever I've seen him.

He's the epitome of Pardew on a football pitch. Knows his role, will never really try anything remotely risky and has a great sense of positioning. I actually think his best quality is footballing intelligence, combined with a knowledge of his own limitations. He would never start in a proactive team, but he fits Pardew's steaming shite perfectly.

Things Pardew does well: - Generally has the team set up in a solid shape. - Has managed to not get us relegated. - Has the backing of the players, for whatever reason. - Creates a good team spirit. Problems outside of Pardew's control: - Kinnear being brought in and not signing anyone. - The selling policy of the club. Things Pardew has done to exacerbate those problems: - Not doing a good enough job with the existing players, and signing rubbish himself such as Obertan. - Constantly touting our players to other clubs and saying things like 'it's tough for a club our size to hold onto these players'. Problems Pardew has brought on himself: - Numerous instances of touchline thuggery. - Failing to develop any kind of plan B to change games. - Failed to improve any player during his time here. - Abysmal record in the Derby. - Inability to communicate coherently at any time. - Alienating the most talented player we've had at the club for years. - Blaming random elements for underwhelming results. - Sucking Mike Ashley's knob at every opportunity. - After 4 years, he can only produce an attacking plan based on 'luck' and 'that little bit of magic'. - Celebrates every goal like he's Eric Cantona. Which list is longer?

Jenas is a cracking pundit.

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