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Everything posted by Mattoon
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We will never be fluid because Pardew wants to shoehorn players into how he wants to play his nega-football instead of developing a system that utilises the good players we have in their strongest positions. Sissoko, Ben Arfa and Anita as case and point. This will NEVER change no matter who we sign.
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I never understand people posting status about football on their Facebook ?! Is it a common thing, or am I missing something ?! Facebook status updates should be only for emergency cases only, which makes it 8-10 times a year maximum. Imagine posting a status about your team winning and receiving 74 of those annoying notifications in likes/comments. Nah, f*** that. I never understood it either, if I wanted a running commentary I'd go on a live update website for said team, not sit refreshing my Facebook newsfeed. I have been known to post one or two comments when we've won a particularly important match but never used it to vocalise my wankfest every time some goofy toothed, diving, racist scores.
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Thinks he's better than he is, how many second chances can a waste of space like this get? Had the world at his feet, thousands of kids would do anything to get half the opportunities he's had. Plastic gangsta who needs bringing down a peg or two.
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I was enjoying the Facebook silence from all the plastic fans but now all the (previously silent) bin dippers are coming out the woodwork, even though they've slid off the pace again. Nothing worse than fake mancs and scousers, wish they'd all fuck off into obscurity (Not you Froggy, you're alright)
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Wouldn't say there expectation are decreasing. Their match report on the Albion game pretty much says we should go all out for the FA cup. However Niall Mackenzie wrote that report. I hadn't read it just going off what was said.
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He has a bean fetish, even Real couldn't afford that add-on
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So even .com is falling for the dampening of expectations now?!? There was enough quality on that pitch, allbeit not correctly implemented, to see off Cardiff any day of the week.
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All that was said was Ashley was to sanction 4 transfers, one loan in 3 fringe players out?
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The Official Alan Pardew Excuses Thread
Mattoon replied to WarrenBartonCentrePartin's topic in Football
I'm surprised he's not used the gypsy curse excuse yet -
Pardew speaks fluent broken English with a hint of bullshit accent.
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I think we'll trail off with a whimper now, jobs done, we're all but safe and no silverwear left to play for, I'd be surprised if we pick up many more points now. We've hit that wall of negativity again and Pardew doesn't know how to get out of a rut historically, I don't fancy our chances of shaking it off. Given the last couple of weeks I honestly feel like we're gonna have another Liverpool/Scum back to back games last season only substitute Liverpool with City. Icing on the cake!
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Obvious to those who don't wear Pardew coloured shades of course
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The FA Cup is just another piece of our proud history being taken away from us by the cunts in charge. I feel like the clubs turned into an empty, soulless shell, just another corporation piece with nothing but balance sheets at its heart. The day Ashley and his cronies fuck off and die can't come quick enough!
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If he starts with HBA on the left and Shola up front I'm not fucking watching!
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Definitely lost confidence in this one now, would like to see us have a real go at it though. Hope we get to see how the Remy, HBA, Cisse dynamic plays out, not a Pardew setup though unfortunately.
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Voted must win as being knocked out of the cup would mean a depressing run up to the end of the season just watching it unfold with nothing to look forward to other than a mediocre mid-table finish.
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Yep, we were right, that was a sack of shit! "We kept West Brom very quiet..." Fuck off Pardew, why would it be about us keeping THEM quiet, like that's some kind of little victory?!? They've been quiet for over a month ffs!
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I think it's fair to blame the players for some of the performance, Shola was shocking (again) Debuchy had a rush of blood and HBA made some bad decisions. BUT the same people that accuse people of being negative towards Pardew are the ones that fault the players for a bad game and praise Pardew for a good one. Glass houses! As soon as I saw the starting line up I blamed Pardew, the writing was on the wall, yes it's an away game but to play a defensive 4-4-2 against this lot was rediculous. No disrespect to Brom but we should have been taking the game to them. I agree we have players who must be feeling it by now but there's no rotation there, Pardew's won a few games on the bounce and is shit scared to change anything, irrespective of what effect it might have on the tired players or team performance. This was the perfect game to start Ben Arfa ON THE RIGHT, these out if position sub performances are doing no one any favours. I have him his praise when he was getting it right, this time Pardew, you were a fucking tool, admit it, change it and win us some matches or fuck off.
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The top 6 was there for us to make a claim, we've fallen right off the pace now and there's only one person to blame. Gave the guy his plaudits when he deserved them, he deserves a slating for today, negative from the start. Shola needs to stay away from the team, it's beyond a joke.