kingxlnc

Steve Bruce your club needs you!

Muani and David is a pretty decent strike force

Like Brian May of Queen? (holds a PhD in astrophysics too)

Good place to play Kuol, Harrison, Vakhtang etc

If any company stood to lose 20-30m because of bad behaviour of an individual, surely they could sue for the difference? Isaks value is dropping mostly from his own actions

Two good scenarios from this: Sell Isak and get one of Paqueta / BEK Gallagher Two of JSL / Wissa / Sorloth The squad loses a superstar but gains huge strength in depth or sell Isak to Barcelona or PSG for an initial loan, swap deal for a couple of plus 100m next summer

And Sanusi

I’d like PIF and Yasir to go crazy and take this Isak thing as a personal insult and then go after and land someone completely unattainable just to make a statement like they did with LIV Golf, boxing and CR7 etc

And Troy Deeney

If 1995/96 season was a game

Ridiculous may as well have Kenny Dalglish, Ian Rush, John Barnes and Michael Owen

The way this window has gone it’s more likely to be I’m walking away…

If Isak stays Then get Sorloth and Wissa if Isak goes Jackson Wissa Sorloth A good all round bunch of strikers there Osula out on loan

Jonas

Deeney used to constantly call Isak a “monster” in his bbc column every week last season. Had no idea this is what he meant. Deeney was right, Isak has turned out to be a monster.

I feel there’s a hidden message we’re trying to say with the first letter of these missed targets - we were never in for them this is actually super super spy Saudi secret code stuff

Now do Keegan and SBR

Haha brilliant! Think he needs a bit more of a Kinnear approach from here on in

Someone surely could use AI and recreate what the Isak situation would look like with Kinnear or Bruce pls

Jackson Sorloth and Wissa would give us a bit of everything Loan for J, 30m for S and 45m for W, the PL premium. actually a very decent mixed bunch of strikers The money ball approach. None are better than Isak but collectively more goals

It would definitely be a WWE storyline if so and Slot would have the Vince McMahon shocked wide eyed look with Adams Apple gulping

Shearer?

It's crazy that when you think about it... it's literally been only just a month since all this kicked off. 19 July was the day he said he wasn't going on tour. Before that, he was seemingly fine and we were thinking that Ekitike was being signed to play with him etc (which I still think was the original plan). With the amount of reporting and news coverage - 24/7 in some cases - it feels like it's been never-ending. In the age of social media, a month is like a year.

We’re fast getting into Shefqi Kuqi or Antoine Sibierski territory

Get a creative number 10 like Alikouche and one more striker, I’m ok with Jackson or Wissa or SL anyone of that ilk will do at this point Keep Isak until January buys us time and gives us options to mix things up Isak had that creativity flair to him which getting a Jackson Wissa or SL won’t resolve. Hence getting some of that into the team is iseful