bobbydazzla

Don’t sweat it dude North Shields is Tyneside and Tyneside means Geordie Them daft cunts on RTG have barely got a brain cell between them, no point getting worked up about the insane ramblings of some dimwitted lunatics

The Wheatsheaf in Monkwearmouth when Gordon’s shot hits the net

It’s where I get all my football hipster snides from

Found a hair in my soup, waiter was a mag Stood in a dog turd, the mutt was a mag Train was delayed, driver was a mag Got a parking fine, checky was a mag Seagull shat on me, bird was a mag Got knob rot off a brass, hooker was a mag

They'll go out of their teeny tiny minds when Sam walks on stage to this for every show of the new tour

The faux outrage from those RTG dunces is hilarious. There’s even vids of Sam meeting Shearer ages before the takeover but apparently that means nowt This one properly tickled me. Poor Johnny Blue Hat, the quietest lad in rock n roll but RTG have him in their sights

Did plenty of white stripes when I was in South America

I’ve got a few Boca & Flamengo shirts, the 23/24 Flamengo one gets some lusty looks from passers by if I’m mooching out of doors in it Although I’ve been to watch both Flamengo & Boca, so whilst I’m not a proper fan of either, I do have some minor justification for my hipsterism

Do it Got more Boca tops than Newcastle shirts me Football hipster 4 life

Wouldn’t sell my house if there was a huge legal battle underway that might mean stamp duty rules were scrapped. Wait and see what happens, then act

Notts Cunty 1981 vibez innit

Sticks in the craw nasty when it’s there in black & white So NUFC had a stated aim of not competing and was massively underinvested with an owner giving away sponsorship for nowt in an Associated Party Transaction. We get new owners and suddenly an emergency financial ripcord is pulled by the cartel because PIF’s ability to improve NUFC is “anti-competitive” FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS

gets a rendition in Strawberry Corner most weeks

A goal from a CORNER

We’re dogshit as soon as we get into the box Like watching an entire team of Lee Clark’s

Proper Year 6 playground goal that like

Sames I was hoping that the huge global corporate brand Adidas that want to sell billions of Newcastle shirts all over the world wouldn’t be like Coldplay and would actually be the sportswear equivalent of the drug addled creative chaos of The Brian Jonestown Massacre Be careful what you wish for

This has blown my tiny mind

Game on

Should’ve sacked him on the spot in Coventry