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All reports says 2 months. Chances are that, with QPR desperate for points, he will then be rushed back when not 100% fit Which will lead to another spell out due to injury

I reckon QPR and Villa are pretty much nailed on to go down A surprise contender could be Fulham but more likely to be Norwich

Current 27 Tottenham 3 Southampton 3 Swansea 3 Stoke 3 Wigan 3 Man C 3 Fulham 3 Sunderland 3 WBA 3 Liverpool 3 Wham 3 QPR 3 Arsenal 3 End of season 66

If I was as rich as him I would travel everywhere by helicopter or submarine

Don't think Cabaye is going anywhere soon but wouldn't be surprised if one of Tiote, Krul or Santon left before Thursday This is based on nothing at all Just not used to all this good news and am waiting for reality to hit

Does a bloodstained shirt count?

I would hazard a guess that he is 'friendly' with their agent

I would guess that a medical would be needed before signing a pre-contract Don't want to wait 6 months and then find out he has a serious medical problem

Based on the little French football that I have seen, I could walk past him on the street and not know who he was

I said 8th Reckon 12th now

Well played sir I'd be Lyon if I said this wasn't the Brest pun of the night

This ward? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2245958/Inside-Britains-FAT-ward-Where-clinically-obese-patients-weighing-47-stone-treated-reinforced-wheelchairs-industrial-weighing-scales.html

Not sure if you heard, but we had a bid accepted for a player earlier in the week He didn't sign though

The what? Thats where I always go for my sports direct sports news It's right next to business money business news and politics liars politics news

legally? or did you pop in to smell his underwear when they were out I would smell his underwear while he was wearing it

That's some serious inception shit right there

Not if you are in the public eye and are planning a career on match of the day Pardew didn't get invited back to MOTD after his 'raped' analogy

He was blown away when he saw Dark Knight Rises on holiday in Aurora

That's mad, I was on break at work when I checked my phone and saw the stories in the French press this afternoon. This is very strange After tidying up some mess I had a sit down

I don't think it was the times but I do remember it was the times

Was that not last night ? Is it the original classic or the well ropey Stallone remake? f*** I hope not! Which side of the International Dateline are you on ? if was deffo on last night like, no time difference between Fenham & Benwell on tonight as well like

nah its a classic waiting for the pay off situation I don't think O'Neill is like that tbf to him, especially for a club he clearly cares for (and that he is getting on a bit). If that is true I would love to know what would have happened if he didn't give a shit about them

Millwall and Charlton both score in 2 min Just need QPR now

Got £20 on QPR, Brighton, Charlton and Millwall Returns £529.20 but not looking clever at moment Brighton 2 up but other 3 goalless