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This. Edgar should go on a 3-month loan to the Championship next season. one of the promoted clubs would make more sense, see what he's made of...they'd bite our hands off at a utility defender like him surely? doubt he'd get 1st team football at any of the clubs tbh This. Wonder if Carroll might get farmed out short-term to a promoted club? Stoke might want him instead of Shambles Ameobi.

This. Edgar should go on a 3-month loan to the Championship next season.

Yeah, Switzerland here we come!

If we don't sell Ameobi this should really be his last of chances - people said this season was his 'last chance' but he wasn't really played when he WAS fit, so it would be unfair to damn Shola due to the fact Allardyce sung his praises in the press then played Carroll ahead of him. I do think he should be given a more prominent role than he was given under Allardyce - and the fact that Premierleague teams are allowed to name seven subs should mean he'll be in and around the first "18" as it will now be without restricting the progress of Carroll too much.

Diatta Ramage Cacapa Rozehnal Smith Ameobi Duff N'Zogbia Emre

Aaron Ramsey to Everton apparently.

Given Beye Hughes Woodgate Bernard Solano Speed Lee Beardsley Shearer Asprilla

I am convinced that Crumpy Gunt is a Londonder being forced to support Newcastle by a gun-wielding psycopath, as he seems to enjoy no part of the matchday experience or generally being a fan of the club. In other news, people cheer the team onto the pitch.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, He tells the ref which card, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, Also I wish AIDS upon anyone who does that fupping stupid Soccer AM "easy, easy" clap on a matchday. Utterly crap.

I gave Mick a mention in that thread about the drunken mackem and ethnic cleansing, leave him alone man.

Great news in terms of us being able to sign a few of their players. Otherwise a crap decision from Thaksin. Let's have bids in for Petrov, Bojinov and Dunne.

He started KK's first game in charge against Bolton, although I can see how you missed that, due to him being utterly anonymous.

And during every one of the Setanta games featuring Newcastle, it was Les Ferdinand against the world. And the commentators are all utter utter cuntsticks. Every time Rooney/Ronaldo/Tevez/Barton touched the ball he would utter "AND COULD THIS BE A FOURTH/FIFTH/SIXTH FOR MANCHESTER UNITED???"

I certainly hope not, he's an alreet poster.

I saw Andy Carroll and his rather fit girlfriend in Seashells chippy about 2 weeks ago, he was getting garlic sauce and chips. Fair play to the lad. He's about my height as well, great fashion sense too. Nice car, big black Jeep with tinted windows.

Why not give your ticket to someone who wants to watch football?

So did Beye, Faye, Cacapa, Barton, Taylor, Geremi, N'Zogbia, Milner and Duff. Your point? Even Paul Robinson out scored him in the last two seasons.. Don't forget three-start-defender David Edgar, and Mark Crossley, and Daniel Agger, and Freddy Sears, and...

So did Beye, Faye, Cacapa, Barton, Taylor, Geremi, N'Zogbia, Milner and Duff. Your point?

Hopefully we can use Rozehnal as a makeweight?

Lets sign them up, £2m each. Yeah, why not - HTT says they're good so they must be. When has he been wrong before?

Great shout but Blackburn wouldn't sell. If we put 12m in front of their noses, you can bet your arse they would and he would be up here in a shot. Blackburn are one of the worst off financially. Scored over 20 goals for them this season and something like 10 assist too. He would be THE PERFECT replacement for Mark Viduka. First sentence, wrong. Wey f*** it, put 15 in front of their noses then. I'd prefer us to locate someone similar for a cheap deal. If they can do it, surely we can. Pizzaro?

Drop in the ocean for Mike Ashley so yeah.

Great shout but Blackburn wouldn't sell.

Look at Roeder, Pearson, Hodgson. Keegan probably stole all their charisma a few years back and that's why they're such boring bastards. I fucking love King Kev.

Give Martins a few extra training sessions with Shearer, on how to finish and stay onside etc. I know the day after his testimonial was really the day we should 'end the era' so to speak but I reckon it would do Oba the world of good.