Pilko

22/1 for a Newcastle shot on target and I might be tempted into a daft £5 on it. For us to win I'd want 220/1.

Take the 3-0 loss and get out without any injuries or suspensions please.

With him being captain we probably need to get shot of him or else he'll start every game, as I don't think Howe has the arsehole to take the armband away from him. Has the odd good game in him like last week but costs us goals more often than not. You could write that sentence about Mike Williamson though. Swapping him out and getting Tarkowski in might be the best bit of business we do this January.

Hell of a job he's doing so far, keep it up Eddie.

Needs to be bold now and drop some of these wankers who are costing us. He did it with Ritchie, now must do it again. Lascelles, St Maximin and Willock need sitting down immediately.

He's crap. Flash in the pan

Maxi and Willock are absolutely shite, I'd drop the pair. Offer bugger all between then.

Happy enough with that lineup. Think we've every chance today.

£5 free bet on Wilson first, 2-1 NUFC at 66/1

Cole Stockton double second half, will end 2s each.

I feel like Man U v Villa happens in the third round about once every three years.

I thought the Tarkowski one quite clearly deflected off his leg onto his arm, which isn't a penalty.

Someone shit at home please. Fully expecting the usual which is a) Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Man City or Leicester - bonus points if there's only one or two all Prem ties and we inevitably end up in one b) Strong Championship side play-offs or above away from home c) Something really uninspiring like Watford away

Perez backheel at WBA worthy of a mention, for the genius execution although lacking the meaning/impact of goals already listed.

Score draw I reckon.

Must be the first match all season where we've not seen either a shit refereeing decision or individual error cost us big.

I wouldn't bother, I've slung £10 on that and the rule is that Kane plays like Father Romeo Sensini whenever I stick any cash on him.

Still an 8 for me. What we do in January is too much of an unknown and the next lot of fixtures are a bit rank.

I wasn't sure about him walking back into the lineup today but I'd have him as MOTM. Won everything, cleared everything, didn't let the orcs bully him. Much more like it.

Good again today.

Excellent again I thought.

I was very critical last week, he got it right today. First half was shit and nervy but we grew into it, pushed for the second and the game management last 15 mins was spot on, subs and all.

Thank fuck for that. Much better second half, despite the shit first half a win and a clean sheet are priceless.

Callum Wilson is canny thick to think we'll get a decision like that off this cunt ref

Absolute bag of dicks performance so far.