Pilko

For me a "very very good" window, adding that extra forward player would have made it an "excellent" one. Difference between an 8, 8.5 out of 10 and a 9, 9.5. Think we've done all we can and considering the deliberate dickhead behaviour of some clubs in negotiations we've strengthened lots of key areas.

Dubravka, Darlow, Gillespie (Langley - U21 player) Krafth, Trippier, Manquillo, Clark, Burn, Fernandez, Schar, Lascelles, Dummett, Targett, Ritchie Murphy, Longstaff S, Bruno, Shelvey, Fraser, Almiron, Willock, Joelinton (Longstaff M, Anderson - U21 players) Saint-Maximin, Wood, Wilson Gayle, Lewis, Hendrick, Woodman and Hayden out. That's my prediction

We tried

Get all over Zapata

Think he'll be a solid addition, plenty experience, and keeps Ritchie well away from the side. Welcome Matt

at the bites the fake cwarr account is getting. Someone ask him if Tranquillo Barnetta is still in a Jesmond hotel.

The 25 man squad: Dubravka, Darlow, Woodman, Gillespie, Dummett, Lewis, Manquillo, Clark, Krafth, Lascelles, Schar, Fernandez, Murphy, Ritchie, Hayden, S.Longstaff, Shelvey, Hendrick, Joelinton, Willock, Fraser, Saint-Maximin, Almiron, Wilson, Gayle Assuming the incomings are: Trippier, Wood, Burn, Targett, Bruno, Ekitike Ekitike doesn't need to be registered due to his age, along with Matty Longstaff and Elliot Anderson. There's 5 spaces we need to make. Who misses out? I'm thinking Hendrick, Gayle, Woodman for certain. Perhaps Hayden depending on his injury? And then Clark, Ritchie, Krafth, Fernandez, Murphy potentially all at risk.

Now we've strengthened with sensible signings in other areas I'd love a radge wildcard like this. Go get him

Really hope it isn't Uncle Neil. I think he's got one last hurrah in him and I'd hate it to be with these fucking troglodytes. Steve Evans please. The perfect fit, a crook and a bullshitter. Nice pink complexion to match the seats too.

Loving the SSN ticker

This will be a transformative signing for sure. The proper centre midfielder we've needed for about eight year.

Some great points above about player selection, one thing I factor in a lot is how likely the player is to be subbed. Wingers and attacking midfielders are no-no's usually unless it's a higher priced single.

Garner 2+ SOT 25/1

Particularly the sad cunt who suggests all PL teams should loan Burnley, Norwich and Watford some of their good players for free

Bring him home. Lovely stuff

https://instagram.com/stories/undrthecosh/2762220750984271841?utm_medium=share_sheet

Two days to go, need to see some bids accepted tomorrow really or it'll be nervy as fuck. Really need a centre half and an advanced player to go alongside Bruno.

I imagine all the people saying "but you're third" must really frustrate the mackems when they spout off about how shit Johnson is. Exactly the same way they go on about Ashley, funnily enough. Fuck the lot of them, I hope the used car salesman steers them to 6th place and a hammering at Wembo yet again.

I see they're "hounding out" Johnson over on RTG. I thought that was the kind of thing that only mag fans would do? Thick bunch of hypocrites with a shit football team, best rivals you could ever wish for.

Might cancel my meal out tonight so I can stay home and read RTG

Surely they'll bin the used car salesman after this

https://streamable.com/cfcy9d Enjoy

I hope Lampard takes them down, would be glorious.

Aye. We'll get a token photo with a toon top for now and some proper press when he's back. No way he's allowed to jet off to the UK what with the COVID risks for a few pictures.

Hope that's a 3 match ban.