Dr.Spaceman

Bowen to Newcastle feels like a transfer that is never going to happen. Would be amazing if it did though. Bowen on the right, Gordon on the left with Bruno, Tonali and Joelinton in the middle behind Isak

I'll never understand how this has become a thing. As an avid watcher of early Internet shite (Cs 1.6 frag videos, skateboarding videos etc) I feel somewhat responsible for contributing to these stupid cunts having a platform

Cracking lower league striker, one of the best I've ever seen at Gateshead. Think he'll be fine at that level, just a shame it's Millwall.

Tbf for all of our shite content creators there is a lot out there linked to other clubs too. It's definitely not just us.

Number one for me is still "Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, you're shit, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" from any number of small clubs across the football league. The day we do that at SJP my season ticket is being deleted

Literally jumped at the first opportunity Fwiw he's easily our best goalkeeper, nobody is even close.

What the fuck is he having to answer those questions for

Maybe I'm not being fair on the (completely unreasonable) basis that I think he's a cunt for wearing those cardies with the stripes on the left arm.

My wife would have been an effective manager in the Championship that year with that Fulham squad. Bournemouth one I'm not so sure about, probably fair play to Parker there, but I just remember that 9-0 loss at Liverpool

Bye bye Burnley

Poor Mbappe, being hit by the ball

In complete isolation I'd be happy with Harvey Barnes as first choice on the left tbh. However, selling Anthony Gordon to Liverpool would be one of the worst possible things we could do this summer.

Wolves getting rid of everyone?

I still reckon Nickson gets nowhere near the credit he deserves.

What about the N and the T though

Yep, I find the whole furore a bit odd. His influence on how we do over the next 5/6 years will be less than Jason Tindall's influence tbh.

Ctrl+Z Paul Mitchell and sell Bruno, that C is about 0.0001347761mm too small.

Just envisaged Mitchell signing on the dotted line, before turning to Amanda and Mehrdad and being like "Right, have you heard of...."

In the mud, absolutely love that as much as this appointment

As long as it's not a fucking Spurs fan.

First thought was "What fucking league are Cobham in?"

Or the players. They couldn't give a shite about any of us

Excellent, they've now got some pennies to throw our way for Longstaff.

Twatcliffe living up to his name then.

All these youth signings is really great to see