Darth Crooks

Heheheheeee! why aye! get in cousin skeeter you ledge!

Neither did my rawhide

Does medical science pay much these days? What about that german loon who cuts folk up on TV?

The voice of reason at a guess

Theres no point in rating Smith...if he'd not limped off he'd have only done something horenddously shite....Need the cheikernaut back asap

Not sure about costing us the win...but a lot of managers just see taking jonas off as a standard time wasting thing that doesnt really make sense in my eyes. if he was injured fair enough

Is it terminal?

You'd have happily taken that without Tiote and Carroll in the frame today....I was expecting a battering tbh after seeing Smith in midfield

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/14/squad-sheets-sunderland-newcastle-united ugh...

If you like it then you shudda put Gosling on it....and so on and so forth. fuck it

Gonna go down like a hog roast in tel aviv that like

looks like a turd with toothpicks in it.... .....covered in bird shit

Ant and Dec = film actors, tv actors, presenters, pop stars and bo selecta masks Steve Cram = none of the above. ran a bit. edit: pundit for cram....whoopee let's all chat shite about running eh?

I will crawl down my own jap if that happens Going to be awkward to provide proof of that... Doubt I'll able to post very often afterward tbh. Just go with that...i'm confident I won't have to worry about logistics anyhow

I will crawl down my own jap if that happens

Alan f***ing Smith will cost us the points on Sunday..

Fuck off you fat hom....fed up of dross like this wasting our time

Clearly a veiled message about having a 'secret smile.' Nile, clearly a Texas fan, is doing this as a statement of intent; showing us that behind his gangsta exterior he wants to pay 'lip service' , as it were, to the fans. All a cleverly veiled argument by a clearly intelligent and articulate young man. Lay off Blef. Durrrrrr....

Never has internet porn had the high ground over social networking as it does now...stick to that eh?

Jonas in the middle, ferguson out left?

Cant blame smith for getting picked like. He must think he's reached Nirvana...'I'm abysmal but fuck me! The dozy prick has put me in again!' He might as well pick me. people who say Pardew isnt to blame wants their heads checking. Gutless performances aside. The man doesn't inspire confidence from the get go.

Cue world's shittest pitch invasion

This is like watching Indy 4 all over again

If you pick alan smith and expect it be 11 against 11 then you are an idiot. No biggie here. Dont really care about the cup at this stage. but play with smith in the team and you're a man down anyway. doesnt matter who you're against. The fact that tiote is out the big worry. Smith will play in the derby. thats the laughable travesty of all this.

Will make a change from the clips of ronnie radford on the bright side