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If Lewis Hall hadn’t been injured for the end of the season he’d be my player of the season. As it stands it’s between Tonali and Murphy. Tonali probably takes it but in terms of a player playing at their limit almost every game I don’t think anyone matches Murphy

Aye, needs to knock that shit on the head. You’re a keeper in the championship, have some humility lad. You can act the big lad when you’ve come to Newcastle and won the premier league

What a disgusting scene to wake up to

The tournament is poorer for not having CL teams drop in but it does feel out of order that they get another chance at silverware after having been dumped out of the CL. Personally, prefer it the way it is now but it’s ruined by the fact that the PL has such depth that teams in the bottom half are walking it

Not true Rod, expect this from you after a couple of bottles but not first thing in the morning. My issue is that it took them five mins of reviewing it, that’s not what VAR is for. It would never be given as a penalty pre-2020 but we’re going to see officials give these as penalties more and more now. Anytime a keeper collided with a player’s head there’s going to be a decent chance the refs will give a pen, unless they’ve made full contact with the ball beforehand

Please stop

It’s like watching someone on PEDs or EPO in cycling when no one else is juiced. It doesn’t make sense how much stamina he has alongside that pace

You can talk all you want about purple patches and I think goalscoring wise he’s overperforming but from an assist perspective I think this is just his level. Playing with an elite striker means that the assists get put away and it’s huge for his confidence. The goals might reduce but I don’t think the assists will. That cut back for Isak was superb, the cross for Schar’s goal outstanding

Thought Trippier had a top game, Murphy’s best game for us, Tonali obviously, Schar had a very good game, Joelinton save for that one error in our half. Barnes was superb and really shouldn’t be shunted out to the right when Gordon comes on. Fantastic

Our best attacking performance of the season, moved the ball incredibly quickly and intricately at times in transition

Weren’t we once linked with Will Hughes, maybe ten years back or so?

He’s not good for anyone or anything. He’s a parasite, he lives to leech off others

It’s top logic, the promoted teams from the championship have shown there’s nothing between the leagues

Tindall ain’t taking the hit on that one

What does it even mean?

Who is Antonio Mango?

It didn’t look like Leno got much on it but if he didn’t they don’t deserve a penalty for Evanilson taking such an appalling touch

What a miss, beautiful to see Eddie’s photo up there

Sander Berge couldn’t feel like more of a Fulham player to me, quintessential craven cottage fare

That’s class in fairness, get those moments in while the going’s good

It’s definitely a relief but it can be tough to shift Pneumonia, people can have recurrent spells but I imagine Eddie looks after himself better than most. Hope he gives himself a proper holiday over the summer

Vlach’s agent commanding a seven figure sign-on fee no doubt

Tonali is world class, don’t think it’s even up for debate

Would you say you’re in “wait and see mode” with Amorim @Froggy? Or do you feel confident he’ll get there with Man U if backed? It’s hard to imagine many fans would have expected results to be this bad under him, even accounting for all the shit that comes with Man U behind the scenes