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What platform / channel are people watching this on? The Nile / Amazon etc?

Currently nursing a throbbing cock

Wouldn’t ever get over that to be honest, would utterly destroy me

Feel like the Poppy brigade must be strong amongst some of these flag owners, very much in the same vein as the mad shit you see around Remembrance Day

Wat?

It’s DHOTYA, didn’t happen of the year awards

Love owt like that DHOTYA tweet above

Also Lucas de Bolle, no? Basically just a run out for the NUFC reserves

What happened to the tomato by the way?

On your Marsch, get set, go!

Fuck, always came across as a lovely lad. Fingers crossed

Aye, sounds like they’re absolutely fucked. Let’s hope the punishment is a lot more than a slap on the wrist. We need to be cracking down on charlatans in football otherwise we’re going to get further and further away from it being about the fans and the football and more about dickheads playing with toys

Gutting this like, something actually being done about corruption. Hope Boehly isn’t next, he’s such a top lad and definitely cares about people, cares too much if anything, and definitely hasn’t done anything shady since he came in

Found out the gender / sex of my two daughters at birth. Always find it odd how much people want to find out whether they’re having a boy or girl, like it matters. One of my best mates is having a girl and his wife was really anxious that they were going to have a boy until their 20-week scan

Agreed, hopefully he fucks off

This sounds class, I love other clubs turning into a shambles after we were a mess for well over a decade

He’s so angry man, find it really odd

New season, new lead role

He’s our most consistent player in the team alongside Pope. I don’t mind him picking up yellows for tackles but you could tell he was embarrassed himself with that dive, looked so sheepish. Hopefully that’s his lesson learnt

Sure man. You got me

Once Taggart finally gets back from his latest case we’ll have to see how this plays out

I mean sure, we can find one single instance to discount my point. I haven’t looked at the stats in detail but I would imagine his xG and xA is the lowest on average in the starting 11 and by a distance, which would be mad considering his height

Nah, I think he had two opportunities to go on loan again: summer 2022 and Jan 2023. Think he’ll be with us from now on

I actually thought his defensive work as good as we’ve seen from him. I wouldn’t be having a go against him but I just think fundamentally he’s not good at anticipating how other players move and I struggle to understand why he just waits for balls to come to him when an opposition player who’s behind him uses their strength and pace to get in front of him when he should be controlling the game most times

He will be like, surely