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Convinced Sanchez is on the take here

It’s not an easy task describing how bad Benoit Badiashile’s career has been at Chelsea

Why did he call him a few games ago? The Egyptian master archer? Or something equally disturbed?

Should have got a red for that smug look on his face after standing on him after already fouling Rice

Every single thing Sanchez has done has been awful. Makes you appreciate Dubs and Pope more

Find players going down for head injuries when there’s next to no contact so fucking tiresome

Sanchez is a horrific keeper

I’m on the nervous poos x 2 also

Had a dream last night that I was waiting at a Wetherspoons bar to be served and the server kept taking orders from people who came after me. After the fourth person in a row got their order in I hurled a glass at the floor and shouted “I hate Tim Martin anyway, I’m never going to a Spoons again”. Accurate sentiments

I love this man

If St. James’ gets knocked down for a monstrosity like that I’ll never get over it

Want to a final a match we can be proud of and I’m sure that’s going to be the case. Want the lads to have the best day of their lives on the pitch and I genuinely believe this trophy is ours

Do your best to get him to throw up on a Liverpool fan if we lose

Howay lads, make the dreams come true of millions of fans. Kickstart this new era up another level by getting that first piece of silverware. It’s guaranteed to lift us to greater things

Absolutely stunning, motivation enough for Tonali to bag two tomorrow

Covent Garden’s rammed at the best of times. I know people like to pick popular spots but I’d have absolutely hated being there. Nice to be around fellow fans but I don’t want to be absolutely surrounded and not be able to order something

Ah, well, I imagine unless you can pull this off you’re in trouble

What would she do if you went?

Imagine being that rich and being such a fucking loser man

Joe Willock - Solid C, has some brilliant attributes but is not a consistent player and can go through spells where he seems completely off it, injuries have exacerbated this

I can’t make drinks and probably can’t make food beforehand as I’ve got some family stuff on in the morning. Will probably join from 3 onwards

You say that but I’d have absolutely no confidence assigning ratings for a single player outside of NUFC. I will comment on individual players a lot when I watch them in the “other games” thread but realistically you only know your own players well enough to score

It’s clearly reductive but then there’s no categorisation system that wouldn’t be. I think if you don’t take it too seriously the consensus grades that have been assigned so far are very accurate for their levels and don’t show major biases in fan perceptions. Whether that translates to people’s views on Howe’s achievements remains to be seen

Been an excellent exercise in showing consensus opinion that our squad has way more holes than purples. Should count as a major argument for Howe being a magician

Hmm, Jacob. I’d say for large parts of his career with us he’s been a D and even an E. This season he’s definitely been a C. Find it hard to give him a C because of the obvious basic weaknesses in his game. Going to be harsh and give him a D as I think that’s probably his average level