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How the fuck has he even done his shoulder there? Must be made of Cheerios

Dislocated shoulder here?

Wew

Those quotes are some of the most pathetic I’ve ever heard, rivalling Arteta’s fellation of Bruce

Had a lot of time for Yakubu in fairness

Why are Brighton committed to being massive cucks?

This is going to be a proper Frankenstein’s monster of a tournament https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckgqjke25jno

I’m sure we’re gagging to do business with Palace

Which one was it?

Looked extremely good about four years ago but injuries appear to have derailed his career. It’s a no from me unless it was under £10m, which it wouldn’t be

Ange does appear to be the living embodiment of getting high off your own supply. His ego is something else, especially after the relentless shitshow Spurs have been this season. Fair play, enjoy your trophy but don’t crow about it too loudly when you were an absolute embarrassment in a major final and only won because the other team was somehow even worse

Nothing I like more than an important salary, pencilled in a meeting with my manager on Monday to discuss in more detail

How are they able to do their business by the beginning of June every fucking year

The piss is strong in this one

Love it

What? Beating us? As if they could give a fuck

Disagree personally, we’ve already progressed without selling our best players. We’ve gone from relegation threatened to CL and we’re about 48 hours away from potential CL football again. We’re going to have a quality amount of money to spend this summer window. There’s absolutely no need for us to sell from a “progressing as a club” perspective. The idea that we could use this money to find two Tino’s is extremely fanciful. We could easily spend it all and end up further behind where we are now

Might be one of their last chances to succeed at it too

He’s rapid like, don’t think anyone’s really beaten him for pace when trying to dribble him this season and he’s only been tricked a handful of times too, his positioning is fantastic defensively 1 v 1. A brilliant defensive FB with excellent attributes going forward that will only get better

The good thing about what ever defence they put out, they won’t be used to playing together and they won’t cope with being run at with pace. Just need Gordon to be absolutely on it tomorrow

Aye, going to low block us for sure

Arteta’s stolen Rodgers “we won the passing” meme. Need to see a lot more “we were the best team in the league / competition” memes in the next few years

From the outside looking in, Ratcliffe looks a complete disaster on numerous levels. 1) He has very little track record for delivering success in underperforming football sides. In wider sport he’s had a lot of failures too in far less complex environments. His successes came in Cycling where there wasn’t a lot of financial competition at the time and to a degree in sailing which is incredibly niche. 2) His PR approach is absolutely abysmal. He constantly alienates as many people as possible with almost every interview 3) He appears to be able to apply blunt instrument approaches, e.g. firing people and cost cutting but he’s made some far more important disastrous financial decisions that will have cost them more than his cost cutting: Dan Ashworth, keeping Ten Hag on after basically touting his job for months. Going for Amorim might have been a good decision for a different club but I think it’ll prove to be a terrible decision for Ratcliffe as I don’t think he’ll back him enough this window. As Froggy says, his share price has dropped from in $30s to $13, that’s not going to entice a businessman who doesn’t like financial risk to open his pockets further 4) He seems really thin skinned. If the fans turn on him to the degree they have the Glazers he’ll be desperate to sell up but he’ll be caught in a situation where he’ll only be able to sell at a loss

Aye, go get fucked Man City. You’re not that far ahead of us anymore

What a weird statement