Coffee_Johnny

Who is this absolute **** interviewing Seedorf on Prime?

Pursuing and warmly welcoming Dan Ballard?

The lad with the ‘tache who still remains the highest scoring player in English top flight football?

Unimaginable moments like Leicester…. . Right that’s my sit in the sun thought content for the next five minutes.

Funny you say that, I have thought that they have that same rangy body type (Gordon a couple of inches taller I’d guess) and both super quick, but can’t think of a time I’ve seen Gordon go outside and put a right wing cross in. He must be able to, strikes the ball so well with pace and accuracy.

I used to love watching them.

Will overtake Keegan this season to become most effective Newcastle manager in modern times/possibly ever, in terms of points in the top division. Think we’re best just trusting his judgement.

The future is blue and wears a fluffy cardigan 🤷‍♂️ can’t fathom it either.

Well, he’s picked up five caps for Brazil at age of 27. Four years or so after we signed him. He’s a very important part of our squad. We know how he can play—nobody is 100% all the time— and we should just look forward to seeing that kind of form intermittently throughout the season; hopefully when matters most.

Tragically short life. But my word he lived some moments. RIP

Looked like a cut nose to me. Couldn’t stop bleeding apparently, if so he should be fine for next game.

Will do next game. Longy had his chances, as is only right as he has earned them. Wouldn't be surprised to see Joelinton or even Bruno benched as well. Willock has to start (if he has the legs).

Liam would never ‘fall on his sword’ for them, so they’d be well fooked!

Good spot. I'll fix it, thanks.

With two games to go in September we are already at (purple line) the predicted points total (blue line) for end of month.

Eddie Howe record versus best performing PL era managers. Not too shabby. Should be our most effective manager ever in the PL/Premiership era, on points per game return by end of season (all being well). Would make it even more definitive if his team finished second (or first ).

Relegation (possibly two divisions). Will be the biggest points tally in either league should it actually happen.

Previous moment in the spotlight was for a shooting. Could have been worse Ron.

HTL!

Super strong bench. I wonder how many times we have had such choice/options? Five internationals, three regular first team starters, and a new kid.

Subs on 60, Tonali for Bruno, Barnes for Gordon, and at 75 mins (hopefully as it would mean job done/protecting a lead) Osula for Isak.

I’ve got Watkins (captain) Haaland and Isak. So expecting a hat trick of braces. Yes, please, and thank you, very much.

Haven’t seen his recent lapses, and tbf hadn’t really noticed him pre Euros, but do wonder whether it is about change of partnerships rather than upset at not leaving the tiny fuckwitarama that is Glass Hovel. Sometimes it looks like Player A has made a mistake/does make a mistake but it is because he has been covering for what Player B used to do and Player C doesn’t (regardless of whether Player C is worse, better, or pretty much the same overall quality of the former partner).