Coffee_Johnny

Perfect usage ?

‘But can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?’ Exponentially preferable to enduring trying to do it there, it seems.

Seeing is believing (sometimes!)

I mean, really, like really, hoping that doesn’t seem the most appropriate chant.

Sky Sports confirming that deal between Paqueta and West Ham agreed in last few moments. In excess of £50m. Farewell sweet P. Don’t have to worry about Joelinton feeling like three’s a crowd now.

Is it even him?

Playing wide hasn’t done Salah’s goal scoring any harm—on track to be Liverpool’s top scorer. Not saying they are the same, just that in the right formation, system and with the right personnel, he could still score shedloads from there.

Good read. They really rate us!

Very discreet and totally permissable.

Interesting that Howe said he sees them both playing together.

First time at SJP for a game in an age. First time in L7 Leazes (for a first team match). Can’t wait!

Channel your name: be a bridge over troubled water ?

King Kev’s classics on there ?

Possibly the first song I learned (without the Derby bit)—obviously, errhem, I was only a twinkle in my Dad’s prepubescent eye.

Bruno and Botman are on the bench as well? WTF we signing next!!

Interesting, thought his non-verbals were a bit off when interviewer mentioned something along the lines of you must be delighted that Vardy has signed a new contract.

Pure psycho, hiding in plain sight. Bet he brings doughnuts to training.

Embrace the madness, man! ?

Got to have one eye on us, when he knows he’s wanted. We haven’t done the recruitment drive any harm at all with our decent start to the season.

Did you ever, with pervy aforethought, introduce your lass to Coloccini? Just exploring a theory… ?

Might be a fair bit of Punking Paqueta going on in our dressing room this season (note to the overexcited: no ‘S’ there!)

There will be some great games/atmospheres in that group.

I was jumping to a different conclusion. A complicated double dipping magpie swoop for the new Rob Lee and an entitled American from Chelsea.

As previously mentioned, this guy’s song has to the Wembley originated Attack plea. Isak, Isak. Isak. Isak. Isak!