Coffee_Johnny

You get the humour though. Best I could find one-handed ?

Paqueta is moving! Is he slow or fast, still to be determined. Exciting!!!

Never been happier to be wrong! Get in!!!

Are we allowed to love two countries? It’s a yes from me!! ?

Fuck me! (Thanks Calum—and get better soon!)

If you look at other clubs’ ‘origins’, Manchester United, for example, wasn’t called that until 1902. They didn’t start playing at Old Trafford until 1910. They still claim that they were formed in 1878. Even though Newton Heath FC, originally formed by workers from the Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway went bankrupt prior to the re-investment from local businesses in 1902, which led to the Man Utd we all know and love… . Key thing for me isn’t name or ground, or even temporary closure, but continuity in playing and coaching staff and the bric a brac associated with the club. We, Newcastle United, weren’t an extension of West End we were an amalgamation of two teams with their own histories. So, on this line of thinking, NUFC started in 1892.

Crossed my mind too. May need the up front spend elsewhere.

Let’s hope he thinks in a more balanced way at work then.

We all are. A signature.

De Bruyne over Miggy surely.

Juicy news!

When’s the Davina summary coming up? Waiting for a long lost family type finish to this random tale. He’s Joao Pedro’s cousin and has always been NUFC obsessed??

‘Kin hell man… . The time potentially matters/gives an indication of where they are at re the whole no deal until after the game on the 23rd statement.

If they are willing to sell and if he would come to us, I think Ramos is the obvious affordable choice (Osimhen and Isak are I fear just not affordable for us) at this point. In terms of team harmony, Wilson can’t grumble too much if he is out for a while.

I get that with a good all round squad, players on the bench will also be collecting points, but feel your frustration. It’s a pisser when the subs do better than those playing.

Played last night (Ramos). They win 3-0. He was one of the players subbed, not sure when.

I see Ramos played (was subbed at some point) in Benfica’s 3-0 win over Kyiv tonight.

Is it this: Or this; A deluded not a (new) Brazilian in sight sad Dawg kinda dance? Answers on a postcard ?‍♂️

I’m sure someone vomited in a fireplace.

Which can also be seen as where the valuables are kept.

If there is any significant doubt about his fitness at this stage, and hopefully not, given we are demonstrating that we are not as far away from top six, as the ‘progression plan’ might have predicted I hope they pull out the contingency funds (just made that up, but like the sound of it!) and buy a first choice striker. Pedro isn’t that kind of signing. He is a fit in, don’t upset the apple cart/dressing room pecking order, and hope he develops further kind of signing. Really don’t think we are far away from the squad to deliver a cracking season. Without a goal scoring centre forward we will have to temper our expectations. Hope and courage over patience Darren and Dan!

Run a bath. Cold if you like, but make it a transfer one nevertheless!

Happy, happy, happy!