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Inter got shafted by their shirt sponsor. Basically didn’t get paid for the entire season. Out of pocket by an absolutely farcical degree.

I’m assuming the racism wasn’t from our fans, just because of how bad tempered the match was.

Yeah, but how does this compare to Longstaff?

We’ve burned our two signings on this lad and the child we’re loaning to Feyenoord. Ashworth out.

“Get that fucking font on the East Stand changed!”

Cant think of a worse CB for our style of play than Maguire.

As much as I would love it if that dickhead had absolutely nothing to do with us I’m pretty sure he’s a proper fan. Moved to the NE was a young kid and there’s quite a bit of footage of him floating around talking about us. He got horrendously misquoted in an interview once which added which made him sound like a political opportunist, but as far as football supporting PMs go he’s one of the more genuine.

If you get artists who can pack it out SJP must be a phenomenal place to play. With the stage in the Strawbery Corner its a proper amphitheater.

We should know by now that anyone vaguely successful who claims to be a Newcastle supporter is only doing it for clout. Sam Fender, Jimmy Nail, Ant & Dec, Brian Johnson, Sting, Tony Blair, Cameron Norrie, Gabby Logan, Chris Eubank, yer one out of Little Mix. They’re all just doing it to advance their careers. RTG told me so.

Close up shots show stripes on the back.

Was it Di Fanti who rocked up looking like a disgraced pornographer and started buying any old shite from the continent?

The new “Catts for me like”.

Compare and contrast with Puma, which seemed to turn out shite that the work experience lad had scribble on the back of a sheet of A4. I know they’re not an established brand and people will therefore assume ‘shit’ but I’ve really liked the look of pretty much everything they’ve produced for us.

Heed missed an opportunity by not being able to get the new stadium sorted before things went tits up behind the scenes. The International Stadium is an appalling place to watch football.

The people who struggle with that are the same ones that go to bits in a car dealership and pay the extra £300 for floor mats.

Just experienced the club’s best season in 20 years? Better sit on the internet all day and get increasingly furious about transfers you’ve imagined.

The statement that went out last week was published in error. There’d have been contractual obligations for both parties until the partnership officially ended (PotM award for example), so the club couldn’t have just left it up.

I’ve still no idea what a Fun88 is tbh.

Not sure of the economics of it but I don’t think concerts a particularly massive money spinner. Sunderland ditched them for a few years because too much hassle for the meagre amount of revenue it generated.

Good backup to Miggy.

Someone’s scheduled the Facebook post for the wrong date/time.

The man isn’t going on national tele and slagging off his boss ffs.

Enjoyed the apple reference. Should’ve got him on an exercise bike too.

Here’s hoping he doesn’t get the shits this time.

Player of the Season: Trippier. So good, so consistent. Most Improved Player of the Season: Murphy. Thought he was done after that Sheff Wed game, but he’s been a revelation the second half of the season. Delighted for him. Most Disappointing Player: Feels churlish to identify anyone. Probably Fraser on the basis he was actually canny at the back end of last season and has fell off the face of the earth. Signing of the Season: Pope. I don’t think anyone thought we needed a keeper as a matter of urgency last summer, but he’s been a rock and cost fuck all. Goal of the Season: Miggy at Fulham. Assist of the season: Willock versus Spurs. Game of the Season: Spurs at home. Moment of the Season: Too many to pick from. Probably our fifth against Spurs just for the sheer wtf nature of it all but honourable mentions to the full time whistle against Leicester, Burn’s goal against Leicester in the cup, Willock’s goal against Chelsea, full time in the cup semi and Wilson’s goal against Man United. Manager rating out of 10: 10. I don’t think he could’ve done much better. Season rating out of 10: 9.5. Only black mark is getting to a cup final and not winning but in the grand scheme of things that wasn’t a disaster. Our time will come.