Alan Pardew

De Zerbi over-rated Italian prat.

I’m out of a job lads. Gotta save money somehow.

Hard to say with Roy setting them up for a loss. Fucking old cunt.

Evening all. Good lad Young Eddie. That’s 3 clean sheets in a row as well. He understands the importance of streaks. Any top manager does. He got 4th but no manager of the year award. I got 5th but won manager of the year. Both of us fantastic managers in our own way.

YES LADS!!!

Evening.

My thread is rarely on the front page. I believe Young Eddie will fix this and that you lot will beat Brighton 2-0 on Saturday. See ya later lads.

Evening lads. Just arrived home. Had a good chat with Gareth tonight. Too bad that whiny prat Arteta spoiled the fun. What an awful little shit. see ya later.

I can imagine him as a young lad watching us on the telly beat Manchester United 3-0 and beating Chelsea 2-0. Getting 5th and a wonderful EL run as well. That quarter final lads. So close. Could possibly be what inspired the lad to become a footballer in the first place. I hope young Eddie sees the potential and signs him. You’re welcome. The King never misses. Think I’ll go for a big lunch today. See ya later.

I’ve applied for the Wolves job lads. Do you think they will read my application or should I aim lower?

HELLO LADS. Hope you are well and enjoying the preseason. I was surprised to see Saint Maximin sold but business is business lads. Speaking of business I’m still looking for a job. Let me know if you hear of anything. See ya later.

Yes lads! Reckon I could get around 5th with this squad and that’s a CL qualification these days. See ya later.

He was our best playarr.

Good lad young Eddie. He got 4th but didn’t win manager of the year. I got 5th and won manager of the year. In a way that evens it out. Both of us great managers. I had more plodders in my squad though. See ya later lads.

8888888888 ive been on the drink lads. See ya later.

Luke Edwards fucking bald cunt.

Hello lads. Remember when we got 5th? Good times. See ya later.

How can you be enjoying this rancid shit? Awful football and Steve the Genius Mcmanaman droning on endlessly about absolutely nothing. Joined by that prick Lescott as well. Fuck this. I’ve got a table at the Luxx in an hour. See ya later lads.

Steve Mcmanaman on the comms. God help us all. Awful match so far. see ya later lads.

Leicester: Premier League champions FA Cup winners Plymouth away

German football is utter shit. Poor defenders and goalkeepers. Laughable refereeing. Entertaining for a few laughs but you can clearly see why some players who excel in the Bundesliga can’t make it in the Prem. see ya later lads.

Havertz is a despicable little rat.

Good man Chris. I stole his job. Such is life.

Get fucked!!!

Luton are laughably bad. How is the Barcelona of the North losing to this League Two setup?