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Inevitable links to Harvey Elliot to follow: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5y5wgn5nx8o

Great minds. Absolute pest of a man.

Villa set piece nonce at it again.

🔔 Ding Ding 🛎️ *Checks notes…* ”Is the correct answer!”

Tidy that. Not your usual Puma shitshow.

Burnsie McBurnsface.

The Southern Spreadsheet Nonces fiddling with their data models.

Holt looks like a jelly-bellied building society Finance Director who spends his Sundays slow peddling around B-roads on a £10k bike in his Team Sky head to toe clobber. MAMIL-whopper.

No thanks. A good RB for two seasons before we potentially bring Shahar through would be ideal. Giving Liverpool a hand out isn’t.

Their shortlist was Howe and Emery, two seriously smart managers who between them have broken the near decade long ESL club stranglehold on the Champions League positions, made the Carabao Final, FA Cup semi final, reached a CL quarter final and won a trophy across the last three years. Hardly the work of people who didn’t know what they were doing. The idiot move would have been a Mancini, a Gerrard/Lampard or another high profile name, rather than genuine talent. I’d say the chaos came from agents and clubs desperate for some Saudi petrodollars, not the club.

I’ve some sympathy for BDB as it’s the complete opposite to how we play football. Slow, ponderous, possession based football against a minnow playing the lowest low block. Reminded me of the Carabao game vs. Wimbledon last night with a similar outcome. No one in an England shirt looked good, apart from Madueke. It was screaming out for a MGW instead of a Henderson to get at their defence and cause some chaos.

Ederson linked - Italian press: https://manutdnews.com/man-utd-newcastle-have-made-contact-with-atalanta-for-midfielder-ederson-asking-price-revealed/amp/

Shitstain of a human being. Pure cuckold to Perez, Laporta etc.

Whatever we sell him for minus £24m as the remaining amortised value (£40m/5 x 2 seasons of amortisation) is what we would have to spend. So £75m would give us £51m profit (crudely). How we spend it via fees, wages, bonuses comes down to who/how many we want.

Nessun Doormat. Tucked Gasperini in when he found him in bed with his wife.

Cunts World Cup more like.

Could Tino be the sacrifice to the PSR gods to free up the money to bolster the squad?

Douglas too now.

Linked with Napoli this morning.

If Guehi is running down his contract it’s because he’s on his way to Spain. Was mooted as a possible signing for Real: https://sports.yahoo.com/article/promising-premier-league-defender-ready-074000671.html Fits the Alexander-Arnold blueprint.

Linked with Leverkusen and the bald pervert Ten Hag.

Personally think they’re selling a purple if they go balls deep on Elanga AND Pedro.