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Rumpole of the Bailey

That player “Kane (pen)” doing it again for Bayern.

Classic Old Trafford decision. One of the few times you’re grateful for VAR when you see the officials reverting back to the 90s/00s norm at Old Trafford and Anfield.

I had the OG with Tino on. He fucked off back to Parma not long after I bought it.

Dan Neil, makes the mackems squeal.

They divvent like the gays marra.

Adam Wharton linked to Man Utd but our name thrown in the mix. Get to fuck dealing with Dobby the Palace chairman again.

Sol Kaneball.

Best result of their season tonight with Liverpool winning.

Rascal.

Pushes Hall into midfield and goes Dan Burn at left back.

Justin Kluivert linked in the event Isak leaves. Guehi linked to us and Spurs. More transfer rumours the day after deadline day than actually in the window!

They’re well clear now, no chance that happening with the shite beneath them.

To be fair to the mackems, that’ll be £10m in their coffers. They are selling well between Ross Stewart, Jack Clarke and now Watson.

Definitely played way too many games.

Following which the Red Shirt weasels will convene their collection of cucks and sycophants to find some new and potentially illegal way of stopping owners from advancing their club’s progress.

Controversial opinion but I thought Tino was pretty poor today. Kid’s confidence looked shot by the end, trudged off with his head down.

“Welcome James Trafford…”

Pleased we signed Hall. Kelly and Osula have hardly been crackers so far.

One of his worst games for a while. The one he put square across the back line to get intercepted was gash. He’ll be getting an enforced breather soon once he hits 10 yellows (9 now…)

Good run by Muniz across the keeper, got a toe end and nicked it past Dubs.

Just got back. First half wasn’t brilliant but the second half was just nuts. Lack of effort, application, who knows but that was a million miles away from what you expect from an Eddie Howe team. Whether it was holding something back for Wednesday night I don’t know. Tino, Big Joe, Hall probably need a rest whatever. They were so off their game.

Prompt flip!

Wonder what these Tory nonces will have as their bait and booze on the train up tomorrow? After last year’s champagne, Gravalax and cheese board I’m expecting next level scran. Still be shit compared to @Paully’s Smash, mushy peas, Winalot, Madri, poppers and Tampax combo.