Nucasol

Meh. Doesn’t account for 11,000 empty seats does it?

Spurs will choke regardless. The Mancs have pedigree for winning, seeing them fuck up carries more weight.

120 pointer this week. Got my wildcard and free hit to play before season end.

That’s what sticks out the most.

Nah man. Got Alonso written all over it. Mikel needs to complete the “2nd Place” project.

Man is starving after 5 games without a booking.

We need to keep him hungry. He’ll be feasting on a deep fried John McGinn on Saturday.

Like “in the Mud”ryk.

He’s their saleable asset that would allow them to have another transfer binge. Probably buy Osimhen.

Papers saying they’ll be bailing out Chelsea with a £100m bid for Caicedo. Yasir needs to have a word.

Probably sign Guehi on a knockdown deal as Gimp Parrish opens his hoop for one of his Cartel masters.

Nearly £900k a week for two players in their 30s. We’ve seen how quickly De Bruyne went off a cliff, very much the potential for this to go rapidly downhill for them. Here’s hoping.

Did Palace fans reel off their hipster St Pauli-esque continental chants songbook last night? Couldn’t hear them.

Comfort blanket appears to now be that we haven’t won enough. The mackem paradoxs keep on coming. We have shite, lucky overperforming players that would struggle to get into their all dominating 4th place Championship team but 3rd isn’t good enough? Mental gymnastics of the highest order.

Brentford 2-2 Brighton Palace 1-1 Bournemouth Everton 0-2 Man City West Ham 2-1 Southampton Villa 2-1 Newcastle Fulham 2-1 Chelsea Ipswich 1-3 Arsenal Man United 1-1 Wolves Leicester 0-3 Liverpool Spurs 1-1 Forest Man City 2-2 Villa Arsenal 2-0 Palace

INTO THESE PEAKY BLINDER CUNTS.

I’d rather Inter than both of them.

This please. Also keeps them occupied with other things when we play them.

If the Concrete Shaggers want to be a permanent billboard for Sports Direct, all power to them.

Konsa was near tears in his post match interview. Could go either way but would have preferred the soul sapping loss after extra time.

Mad Burnsie McMad.

Get the fucking drummer back on.

Nah nah, nah nah nah nah, eyyyyy PSG

Scottish Lewk Onion.

Bru?