Nucasol

This. We’ll get the same sort of fee we did for Longstaff.

Straight off Peterlee’s Safeway.

“No, no... when you do that with N-O predictors, like @Froggy said about @Super Duper Branko Strupar, and when you do things like that about a man like @Big River I’ve kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that. We have not resorted to that, but I'll tell you, you can tell him now if you're watching it, we're still fighting for this title, and he's got to go to Gameweeks 34 to 38 and get something, and... and... I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat him, love it!"

Completely. Although better as wheezing ballbag Taylor Payne isn’t on it.

Saves you having to listen to the podcast which is where this is lifted from.

Think he means Simone Inzaghi, the ex Inter manager, rather than Pippo Inzaghi who manages Serie B Palermo.

From Rome to trafficking minors across the globe. Some career shift from Wor Ciaran.

Sunderland 1-1 Forest Fulham 1-2 Villa Liverpool 2-1 Palace West Ham 1-1 Everton Wolves 1-2 Spurs Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle Man United 2-1 Brentford

Finkle is Eichhorn. Eichhorn is a man.

Beauty and the Beast.

Waistline Is Suggesting Sausage Addiction

Wasteman Ingesting Substantial Snacks Allday

Only a matter of time before Slopkinson introduces the equivalent of this in the SW Corner:

Hairy Wanks on £90k a week in League One. Never buy a Spurs cast off.

Face has more plastic in it than one of David Sullivan’s Pleasure Monster 3000s.

Todd le crapaud Boehly suce des bites pour du tabac.

Si senor Los Hermanos Dildos Originales.

La Hermana Dildo stepping down from Wet Spam: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cly7ejx9nx5o

Heard he slipped out the treatment room and ate all the canteen bait before the other players could have any. Fat fucking pig.

We have the crispest chicken tenders, the world has ever had…

Wetter than an otter’s pocket at some of these links. Looking forward to being suitably crushed when we make Ramsfail’s loan permanent and then sign Lewis Dunk, Conor Gallagher and Wank Bissaka.