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Showcase him at the World Cup. Hopefully a KSA or Turkish club takes pity on us.

Not a fan of No Hope’s but these two paragraphs encapsulate where I’m at with the whole “project” spin.

Definitely not a case of “Encore un fois”. The pair of them looked sick of their life. Probably trotted out five times a day to cater for 20 pissed/stoned lads on a football tour.

Sash mega mix. Also threw in a bit of “Stay” later in the set.

Went to a sex show in Amsterdam and the this was the background music to watching some ponytailed gadgie pound away on a pumped up blonde.

Slipped into a fapping induced coma and never woke again. RIP.

Two hour Cartel Sports wankfest incoming…

Throw the chequebook at him. He’s a modern NUFC icon and we know he’s not going to lose yards of pace as he gets older.

Al Rumayyan’s pet vanity / supersized white elephant of a project. The literal picture in the dictionary of a money pit. People have had their heads chopped off for causing less damage to KSA.

Nothing in there is unfair. She’s consistently been a pain in the arse but that isn’t an article to gnash teeth over. I imagine an Oliver Holt or Barry Glendinning article would be miles worse.

Like Jack and Rose in Titanic.

You missed Mengele.

Awkward right arm position there by Adolf.

2000, Quinn and Hutchinson. Gary Speed for us in the 2nd minute.

Should have kept heading the ball until he resembled one of those shrunken Goombas from Super Mario.

Fair fucks to them. We’ve been a complete pack of fannies and have to be better at fighting fire with fire in these games.

Definitely a Ramsfail.

He’s like when you go to throw a tennis ball for your dog to chase and pump fake it; 30m away before he realises there is no ball.

We don’t have a choice. Willock needs to be sold due to him being down to his last year whilst Trippier, Schar and Krafth are out of contract. Ramsdale is on loan and Pope and Burn also only have a year left although maybe happy to accept writing any residual value off. There’s a handful without even starting to discuss the purples.

Straight in the WhatsApp groups, fucking small time cretins. You also missed the back - obligatory FTM from the bus seat sniffing freaks:

Ironic given that’s exactly what BlueCo fired Maresca for.

Heard his favourite tactic is long Goebbels over the top.

Definitely the reich appointment for them.