Mowen Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I dreamt I was giving Martin O'Neil a nosh off to throw the game. Then I woke up and realised I was 100% hetro. And yet you dream of giving noshes. Interesting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Was? Is that a proposition? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 So then, who'd give Martin O'Neill a handjob in exchange for gauranteed survival and Shearer staying as manager? If you don't do it then we get relegated and Shearer leaves. Nobody will ever find out what you did. How much, precisely, does this club mean to you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mackas86 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 never had a dream about football before, but the past two nights dreamt that we drew 1-1, but so did hull, woke up feeling depressed as f**k, i cant take much more of this, just want sunday to come and go as quick as possible and then i can get on with my life :weep: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Lets hope Carrew has been out to the lapdance clubs till 4am and is feeling rough on Sunday, Luke and Ashley Young are both a doubt all we need now is Barry,Milner and a few more end up out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 So then, who'd give Martin O'Neill a handjob in exchange for gauranteed survival and Shearer staying as manager? If you don't do it then we get relegated and Shearer leaves. Nobody will ever find out what you did. How much, precisely, does this club mean to you? It's an interseting moral delima and worthy of a poll in my opinion. Do you love your club enough to partake in some mano y mano activities, in much the same way as "gay for pay" porn stars. Ferguson, Hiddink on O'Neil are just longing for some good servicing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 So then, who'd give Martin O'Neill a handjob in exchange for gauranteed survival and Shearer staying as manager? If you don't do it then we get relegated and Shearer leaves. Nobody will ever find out what you did. How much, precisely, does this club mean to you? It's an interseting moral delima and worthy of a poll in my opinion. Do you love your club enough to partake in some mano y mano activities, in much the same way as "gay for pay" porn stars. Ferguson, Hiddink on O'Neil are just longing for some good servicing. Hiddink's already refused to play a weakened team, so that leaves just O'Neill and Purple Face's purple headed warrior. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 So then, who'd give Martin O'Neill a handjob in exchange for gauranteed survival and Shearer staying as manager? If you don't do it then we get relegated and Shearer leaves. Nobody will ever find out what you did. How much, precisely, does this club mean to you? It's an interseting moral delima and worthy of a poll in my opinion. Do you love your club enough to partake in some mano y mano activities, in much the same way as "gay for pay" porn stars. Ferguson, Hiddink on O'Neil are just longing for some good servicing. Hiddink's already refused to play a weakened team, so that leaves just O'Neill and Purple Face's purple headed warrior. Yup, don't like to blow my own trumpet nevermind anyone elses, but I've already sorted out Gus. Time for the rest of yous to step up to the plate methinks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I had a nightmare last night that we lost in the final minute to a Milner volley. I am usually superstitious about old boys scoring against us, but in this case I blame .COM for planting the seed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I had a dream it was 0-0 in the 85th, then out of nowhere I was outside the ground in a truck trying to run over Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China. A set of fans started cheering, but I didn't know if it was us or them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I totally forgot we could get a point by drawing 0-0 all week I've been thinking we had to get 1-1 for a draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty_Lash Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 This shower managed to pull their fingers out at old trafford and stamford bridge. Here's hoping... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 3-0 down to win 4-3. Would possibly be the best day of my 18 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I cant wait for this to all be over. I have been a foul mood all week at work and my stomch has been doing somersaults. Fucking horrible week this has been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I glanced at the thread title just then and mis-read it, for a glorious moment I thought it said "post-match" and it was all over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I cant wait for this to all be over. I have been a foul mood all week at work and my stomch has been doing somersaults. Fucking horrible week this has been. Yep, been miserable as fuck, cant wait until Sunday when we know our fate and can move on from this horrible season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I just want it to be Sunday, down or up. Can't stand the inbetween. Want putting down or get massive relief. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I want all the stress to be gone pretty early but it's unlikely. It's probably going to go down to the last second of all games, lets just hope that we are the ones that come out smiling at the end of it. There will be ups and downs on sunday, as there were last staruday were at one point with Hull behind, and us drawing all we needed was a goal to secure our survival. I'm really not looking forward to this at all, if monday wasn't a work day I would be praying for that to come around as fast as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 How good would it be to stay up now? Sunday will simply be one of the best/worst days of our football supporting lives. My predictions are 1-1 with the Toon, and 1-0 to Man U. Hope to god i'm right, but have to try and mentaly prepare myself for the worst. At least it'll be decided one way or another, and we can move on. I don't like Bernie Slaven, but he came out with a canny quote the other night when he said "it's like sitting in the electric chair, waiting for someone to flick the switch". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan_Shearer Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 3-0 down to win 4-3. Would possibly be the best day of my 18 years. Even if Sunderland and Hull both win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brummiemag Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Just wondered, do people on here think that many newcastle fans will travel down without tickets on Sunday? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I'm dreading it really. Wor lasses brother and dad both have season tickets for Sunderland. The amount of arguments and banter i've had taking the piss out of them and getting it back off them. This Sunday is going to be a totally different thing though. I'm fucked if we go down. Cunts. Saying that if the perfect scenario happens it would be monumental. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 3-0 down to win 4-3. Would possibly be the best day of my 18 years. I think I'd have a f***ing heart attack when the winner hit the back of the net. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 A late winner/equaliser to keep us up and I swear I would cream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 If we stay up now I am getting fucking hammered on Sunday neet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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