Chris_R Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Owen said he felt the stress of being a peripheral member of the United squad. "I get into a poor cycle. Mentally I am up and down; I'm going to play then I'm not. Physically I would be eating too much, possibly energy foods. It's quite challenging for mind and body. Once in a while I get asked to play and I'm expected to play really well there and then." Blatantly been bingeing. At this rate there's a decent chance he's gonna be a f***ing wreck when he retires. Never thought I'd see him as the leading candidate to replace Gazza. Sadly as appealing as this image is, I can't see him turning up at an armed seige with a fishing rod, 6 pack and a KFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 The striker has had to tone down one ambition. Sir Bobby Charlton, who is now a United director, will not have his record haul of 49 England goals taken from him just yet. Owen, who has scored 40, said: "I am not going to kid myself. Every time I saw him I was 'closing on your record, Sir Bobby.' Now I just see him for who he is, a great man." What a c***. Bobby Charlton must be laughing every time the England squad is announced. 'Sicknote, you're nowhere near my record.' Ironic that the only team he cares for is ignoring him and making him pissed off yet he gets a medal for doing nowt with Man U and then tries to big up his contributions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Owen said he felt the stress of being a peripheral member of the United squad. "I get into a poor cycle. Mentally I am up and down; I'm going to play then I'm not. Physically I would be eating too much, possibly energy foods. It's quite challenging for mind and body. Once in a while I get asked to play and I'm expected to play really well there and then." Blatantly been bingeing. At this rate there's a decent chance he's gonna be a f***ing wreck when he retires. Never thought I'd see him as the leading candidate to replace Gazza. Sadly as appealing as this image is, I can't see him turning up at an armed seige with a fishing rod, 6 pack and a KFC. Neither can I but only because he would drop the cans onto his foot and break a metatarsel on his way out of the door Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Breaking metatarsals was all the fashion at Uni in 2006. Seriously if anyone pulled up at five a side, ''ahhh that's my metatarsal'' just because they'd seen Rooney,Owen, Beckham et al in the paper, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 He can still finish, he just needs to get over his ego and move to Wigan or somewhere where he'll get 90mins every week until he gets injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 The striker has had to tone down one ambition. Sir Bobby Charlton, who is now a United director, will not have his record haul of 49 England goals taken from him just yet. Owen, who has scored 40, said: "I am not going to kid myself. Every time I saw him I was 'closing on your record, Sir Bobby.' Now I just see him for who he is, a great man." What a cunt. imagine how that must piss the little cunt off 9 goals is fuck all really, he should have walked that record man - if he had been in and about the squads during capello's time i reckon he'd have taken it just by scoring against the small shite teams during qualifying thanks fabio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 He can still finish, he just needs to get over his ego and move to Wigan or somewhere where he'll get 90mins every week until he gets injured. Not for long he won't. A player like Owen only belongs in a team within a s*** league that will create loads of chances. His days in England are done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 The striker has had to tone down one ambition. Sir Bobby Charlton, who is now a United director, will not have his record haul of 49 England goals taken from him just yet. Owen, who has scored 40, said: "I am not going to kid myself. Every time I saw him I was 'closing on your record, Sir Bobby.' Now I just see him for who he is, a great man." What a c***. imagine how that must p*ss the little c*** off 9 goals is f*** all really, he should have walked that record man - if he had been in and about the squads during capello's time i reckon he'd have taken it just by scoring against the small s**** teams during qualifying thanks fabio The last time he scored in a league start was January 2009. He'd have scraped 3 or 4 at international level - if he was taking penalties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 mah, playing against the worst teams in WC & Euro qualifiers he'd have notched a fair few like, certainly enough to put him very close at age 29 as it is, ha fucking ha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Owen said he felt the stress of being a peripheral member of the United squad. "I get into a poor cycle. Mentally I am up and down; I'm going to play then I'm not. Physically I would be eating too much, possibly energy foods. It's quite challenging for mind and body. Once in a while I get asked to play and I'm expected to play really well there and then." Blatantly been bingeing. At this rate there's a decent chance he's gonna be a f***ing wreck when he retires. Never thought I'd see him as the leading candidate to replace Gazza. Sadly as appealing as this image is, I can't see him turning up at an armed seige with a fishing rod, 6 pack and a KFC. More like the 'Posh' version of Gazza. He'll turn up in his Helicopter with a betting slip, bottle of 'cheap' Champaigne and a bowl of boiled sweets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Owen said he felt the stress of being a peripheral member of the United squad. "I get into a poor cycle. Mentally I am up and down; I'm going to play then I'm not. Physically I would be eating too much, possibly energy foods. It's quite challenging for mind and body. Once in a while I get asked to play and I'm expected to play really well there and then." Blatantly been bingeing. At this rate there's a decent chance he's gonna be a f***ing wreck when he retires. Never thought I'd see him as the leading candidate to replace Gazza. Sadly as appealing as this image is, I can't see him turning up at an armed seige with a fishing rod, 6 pack and a KFC. More like the 'Posh' version of Gazza. He'll turn up in his Helicopter with a betting slip, bottle of 'cheap' Champaigne and a bowl of boiled sweets. Imagine his twitter meltdowns when people laugh at him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 He can still finish, he just needs to get over his ego and move to Wigan or somewhere where he'll get 90mins every week until he gets injured. Not for long he won't. A player like Owen only belongs in a team within a s*** league that will create loads of chances. His days in England are done. I'm not sure, I can see him being similar to Kevin Nolan in that he's essentially useless without the ball, can't really run but can read the game well enough to pop up in the right places. Either way, it probably won't happen as he'll never agree to play for a smaller club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Score more than Sir Bobby Charlton for England the fucker could not even score more than opposition for England. Michael Owen = 40 goals Own Goals = 42 goals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 themichaelowen michael owen @SkySports Why are you making things up? Please show me the quote where I am supposed to have said that. themichaelowen michael owen @SkySports Just because I don't expect to be picked doesn't mean I've given up. Another example of twisting words to get a good headline. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Wow, he is more dellusional than i thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Score more than Sir Bobby Charlton for England the f***er could not even score more than opposition for England. Michael Owen = 40 goals Own Goals = 42 goals Shearer = 30 goals /PedanticCunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Hope he ends up at a Premier League club so we can have another go at him next year. He is a complete prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 The striker has had to tone down one ambition. Sir Bobby Charlton, who is now a United director, will not have his record haul of 49 England goals taken from him just yet. Owen, who has scored 40, said: "I am not going to kid myself. Every time I saw him I was 'closing on your record, Sir Bobby.' Now I just see him for who he is, a great man." What a c***. Bobby Charlton must be laughing every time the England squad is announced. 'Sicknote, you're nowhere near my record.' Ironic that the only team he cares for is ignoring him and making him pissed off yet he gets a medal for doing nowt with Man U and then tries to big up his contributions. Sicknote is Ferdinand, Owen is Benchwarmer. (If you're going by Morgan terminology.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 He's bound to end up at Sunderland, isn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 He's bound to end up at Sunderland, isn't he? evertons my guess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Sicknote is Ferdinand, Owen is Benchwarmer. (If you're going by Morgan terminology.) Morgan's right with all things Man U. He's bound to end up at Sunderland, isn't he? evertons my guess I have a feeling it's Spurs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 It's none of the above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 SkyBet are taking bets on where Owen will end up: Brighton 5/4 Southampton 5/1 Derby 6/1 QPR 7/1 Leicester 7/1 Liverpool 8/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest schmuck Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 3rd circle of hell 1/2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 NUFC odds? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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