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After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself.

 

Park chu young and ji dong won, A truly devastating duo.  :lol: :lol:

 

I mean, everyone else was so shit that we had to call up the guy who's played about as much football in the past three years as I have. What is this shit!?

 

It's a shame because the rest of the team is awfully decent. We just never produce strikers.

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You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High.

 

 

EDIT: Kaka, that is.

 

I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there.

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You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High.

 

 

EDIT: Kaka, that is.

 

I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there.

 

It's not a high school show, it's a comedy.

 

DO.YOUR.RESEARCH

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Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him.

Much as I hate Shola, Martins is a crock of shit.

 

Oba has been immense this season. Much better player than Shola. Much better form than Shola.

 

Two more assists in a 2-1 win for Oba tonight. He's playing ridiculously well.

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It's the bit about how other countries told them to stop.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Fuck, I'm totally creased. Even thinking about it proper gets to me. I was properly hunched over and weeping when I first read it. Could barely breathe. :lol:

 

I wanted to be an astronaut and start the Nigerian Space program, but then I started reading about the cosmonaut crashes and saw the Challenger crash in the US. I quickly lost interest after that.

 

Had a similar experience with being a race pilot.

 

Has that been much of a success ?

:lol: It's gone terribly and been a national embarrassment, so I would say no. We launched a satellite, but it was so rubbish, that others nations made us shut it down out of fear it would spin out of control and crash into other shuttles and satellites.

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Different kind of player. Shola has strengths that Oba doesn't. Bigness, for example.

 

Oba never was the best on a bicycle.

 

Exactly.

 

Oba

Better at football

 

Shola

Bigger

Can ride bike and eat apple

Has been on MTV cribs

 

 

 

Looks like a clear 3-1 victory for Shola.

 

 

 

:lol:

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http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nufcfans_shola_ameobi_newcastle_united_nigeria_debut_miami.jpg

 

This picture creases me everytime, his fucking face man.  :lol:  That bloke has managed to do what so many of us have been gagging to do for years.  Throttle that smile off his dish.

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