oldtype Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself. Park chu young and ji dong won, A truly devastating duo. :lol: I mean, everyone else was so shit that we had to call up the guy who's played about as much football in the past three years as I have. What is this shit!? It's a shame because the rest of the team is awfully decent. We just never produce strikers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High. EDIT: Kaka, that is. I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 It's the most amazing show ever, KaKa, you stupid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You remind me of Ja'mie from Summer Heights High. EDIT: Kaka, that is. I don't watch high school shows dude. But to each his own I guess. Probably not something you want out there. It's not a high school show, it's a comedy. DO.YOUR.RESEARCH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Guess you sissy boys can all get together and watch it then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I guess we can. Not a bad idea actually. Cheers mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Fuck off slagging off Summer Heights High like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him. Much as I hate Shola, Martins is a crock of shit. Oba has been immense this season. Much better player than Shola. Much better form than Shola. Two more assists in a 2-1 win for Oba tonight. He's playing ridiculously well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Ahh but Shola plays (I use this word loosely) in the "Best League In The World™" doesn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 It's the bit about how other countries told them to stop. :lol: Fuck, I'm totally creased. Even thinking about it proper gets to me. I was properly hunched over and weeping when I first read it. Could barely breathe. I wanted to be an astronaut and start the Nigerian Space program, but then I started reading about the cosmonaut crashes and saw the Challenger crash in the US. I quickly lost interest after that. Had a similar experience with being a race pilot. Has that been much of a success ? It's gone terribly and been a national embarrassment, so I would say no. We launched a satellite, but it was so rubbish, that others nations made us shut it down out of fear it would spin out of control and crash into other shuttles and satellites. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I Miss Baba like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Different kind of player. Shola has strengths that Oba doesn't. Bigness, for example. Oba never was the best on a bicycle. Exactly. Oba Better at football Shola Bigger Can ride bike and eat apple Has been on MTV cribs Looks like a clear 3-1 victory for Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 My lord, Nigerian space program post was 4 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Did Baba or The Nigerian Space Program get screen writing credits on Gravity? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nufcfans_shola_ameobi_newcastle_united_nigeria_debut_miami.jpg This picture creases me everytime, his fucking face man. That bloke has managed to do what so many of us have been gagging to do for years. Throttle that smile off his dish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The Sholster on MTV Cribs?! I need to find that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The Sholster on MTV Cribs?! I need to find that! Doesn't take much effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The Sholster on MTV Cribs?! I need to find that! Doesn't take much effort. Haha, cheers! That was quite a while ago! He kinda looks like Sammy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Can Shola even speak (*checks language of Nigeria) English? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The Sholster on MTV Cribs?! I need to find that! Doesn't take much effort. He seems a right boring bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 The Sholster on MTV Cribs?! I need to find that! Doesn't take much effort. He seems a right boring bastard He sure loves hats though! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Shola Ameobi - first goalscorer, 1-0. 350/1....nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Still on for that canvas print of the Shola & Messi handshake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I'll be proud of the lad if he gets on at the World Cup. Genuinely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 It would be great (although unlikely) if he signed off with a goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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