Jonás Gutiérrez (now managing Club Almagro)

[Skeletor]

Great cross that lead to Carrolls shot, for his standards.

 

Nice corner for Ameobi's winner against Chelsea too. He's not actually as unproductive as people seem to think.

[Pilko]

Fucking tripe today, final ball as bad as ever.

[Colocho]

Nah, his linking up with Enrique makes up for the fact he isn't left footed. Plus he often gets Enrique into great crossing positions.

 

Did well today. Sadly Hughton seems to believe it has to be either him or Ben Arfa. We should be looking to have all three of HBA, Jonas and Routledge on the pitch in games like today.

 

But he isn't going to drop Nolan.

[Ronaldo]

His end product resembles that of a sunday league player. But he drove us forward when others were hiding or just being typically woeful.

[Beren]

Great cross that lead to Carrolls shot, for his standards.

 

Nice corner for Ameobi's winner against Chelsea too. He's not actually as unproductive as people seem to think.

 

Getting better, just way too slowly. Glad to have him in the squad, but epitomises the frustration that is Newcastle

[Flip]

f***ing tripe today, final ball as bad as ever.

 

[Gallowgate Toon]

He was the only one looking to move us forward, he has drive. The thought of him, Ben Arfa and Routledge playing together would be awesome but it just doesn't look like happening.

[Cajun]

f***ing tripe today, final ball as bad as ever.

 

 

He was.

[Flip]

f***ing tripe today, final ball as bad as ever.

 

 

He was.

 

 

He came on and tried to run the ball, he moved a bit, not like the rest of the lazy fucks on the team.

 

I've for once have turned on Jonas, I overrated him, but he wasn't rubbish today.

[Skeletor]

f***ing tripe today, final ball as bad as ever.

 

 

He was.

 

Set up our only 2 real chances in open play.

[Neil]

Easily one of your better players today. He actually did something going forward, for a start.

[Skirge]

Put in a cracking cross for Carroll when he first came on... should have replaced Routledge though.

[Wullie]

Fucking tripe today, final ball as bad as ever.

 

Eh?

[Foluwashola]

Aye, he created far more than he usually does today.

 

His pass in the final minute was f***ing annoying though.

[Cajun]

Sorry but he was shit today, even that ball for Nolan (who should have done better) was over hit.

[ponsaelius]

He set up two chances, ran at them and caused them problems.

 

He certainly wasn't tripe.

[NEEJ]

People slating him over todays performance need to give their heads a shake. He came on and actually attacked stoke, had them terrified at times and created two great chances. One of which Nolan shouldve buried.

[Darth Crooks]

Sorry but he was s*** today, even that ball for Nolan (who should have done better) was over hit.

 

Those driven low balls accross the six yard box are not what you want at all are they?  

[Skeletor]

Sorry but he was s*** today, even that ball for Nolan (who should have done better) was over hit.

 

Those driven low balls accross the six yard box are not what you want at all are they?  

 

Was exactly how we should have attacked Stoke. They gobble up every thing in the air but their defence are slow and clumsy.

[Neil]

Sorry but he was shit today, even that ball for Nolan (who should have done better) was over hit.

 

Surely a wind-up.

[Beren]

Now I think about it, Jonas is tailormade for Stoke - has pace and he can rarely get his crosses off the ground - just what we needed!

[olliemort]

Thought he done well when he came on to be fair,If Nolan stuck that chance ye would be jizzing over him tonite

[Colocho]

Sorry but he was s*** today, even that ball for Nolan (who should have done better) was over hit.

 

Those driven low balls accross the six yard box are not what you want at all are they?  

 

Gutierrez's crosses are never driven, just scuffed.

[Darth Crooks]

Sorry but he was s*** today, even that ball for Nolan (who should have done better) was over hit.

 

Those driven low balls accross the six yard box are not what you want at all are they?  

 

Gutierrez's crosses are never driven, just scuffed.

 

Travelled at a rate for a scuffed one then matey. Either way wasn't tripe by any means

[Cajun]

Sorry but he was shit today, even that ball for Nolan (who should have done better) was over hit.

 

Surely a wind-up.

 

Not at all, he was shit.

 

As for driven across the box, he just got in space and booted it at Nolan. Anyone with a bit of technical ability would have played it into him, not hit it as hard as they can hoping it reaches him. That's kids football man!