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Chronicle sucking up so they don't lose contact.

 

Worst of it is, that wasn't the first draft.

 

They only added "...or is it over already?" after some fans kicked off on Twitter about it.

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Lol cant we not judge him on the games he has already been in charge of like?

 

Team From To Record

                                                                                                                G W D L GF GA GD Win %

Newcastle United 30 August 2004[3][4] 12 September 2004[4] 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 100.00

Leeds United 21 September 2006[5] 23 October 2006[6] 5 1 0 4 7 17 -10 20.00

Toronto FC 1 February 2008[8] 25 April 2009[10] 40 12 12 16 46 56 -10 30.00

Sheffield United 14 December 2010[12] 30 December 2010[13] 3 1 0 2 5 7 -2 33.33

Newcastle United 2 January 2015[19] Present 4 0 1 3 4 8 -4 0.00

Total                                                                 53 15 13 25 65 88 -23 28.30

 

Formatting is off but get the idea

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What kind of newspaper needs to be in with a club to print news?  Just you know, report the news.  Anything big, everyone knows right away, or there's whispers of.  They'd be much better off printing what the fans actually want to talk about and letting the club deal with that however it wants.  If their aim is to sell papers they won't be selling any to the club, so it's the fans they need to please.  So they won't get a the fist pump exclusive or whatever, with our PR machine in action who wants to read that s*** anyway?

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That's unbelievable. Absolutely crazy stuff.

 

A new boiler for only £16 a month.

 

Aye but it'll be a Vokera or something shite like that. Pretty much the equivalent of our manager.

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I cannot believe that I've just seen that front cover with him saying that SBR and Speed will be with him in the dugout. Please tell me that that's not attributable to a quote and that he's not that fucking sick in the head?

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I cannot believe that I've just seen that front cover with him saying that SBR and Speed will be with him in the dugout. Please tell me that that's not attributable to a quote and that he's not that fucking sick in the head?

 

Carver said: "For some reason, I started reading Sir Bobby's autobiography last night. There was a message on the front of the book -- 'Thanks for a fantastic, successful five years, it should have been a lot longer. Cheers, Sir Bobby.'

 

"When he gave me that book, he said to me, 'You do realise how big this football club is, and if ever you get an opportunity, don't be scared of it, enjoy it and take it with both hands'. So I am sitting here now and I'm going to take it with both hands.

 

"I'm a Catholic and I believe he will be looking down on me, I really do. For some reason that was why I had the inspiration to get the book and started reading it.

 

"He will be there with us. He will be in the technical area with us, let me tell you that, because I never stop thinking about him.

 

"Apart from my mum and dad, who I lost recently, there are two people I never stop thinking about -- he [Robson] is one of them, and Gary Speed is the other. They are always with us, and I think about them every game.

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I cannot believe that I've just seen that front cover with him saying that SBR and Speed will be with him in the dugout. Please tell me that that's not attributable to a quote and that he's not that fucking sick in the head?

 

Why is it so hard to believe? This is the same fool who was telling us that he would be looking for a job as a manager elsewhere if he didn't get this one. Now he's grovelling at Ashley's feet at the prospect of being caretaker manager until the end of the season. He'd clean the toilets for some beer money and a packet of chips, the shameless cunt.

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I cannot believe that I've just seen that front cover with him saying that SBR and Speed will be with him in the dugout. Please tell me that that's not attributable to a quote and that he's not that fucking sick in the head?

 

Carver said: "For some reason, I started reading Sir Bobby's autobiography last night. There was a message on the front of the book -- 'Thanks for a fantastic, successful five years, it should have been a lot longer. Cheers, Sir Bobby.'

 

"When he gave me that book, he said to me, 'You do realise how big this football club is, and if ever you get an opportunity, don't be scared of it, enjoy it and take it with both hands'. So I am sitting here now and I'm going to take it with both hands.

 

"I'm a Catholic and I believe he will be looking down on me, I really do. For some reason that was why I had the inspiration to get the book and started reading it.

 

"He will be there with us. He will be in the technical area with us, let me tell you that, because I never stop thinking about him.

 

"Apart from my mum and dad, who I lost recently, there are two people I never stop thinking about -- he [Robson] is one of them, and Gary Speed is the other. They are always with us, and I think about them every game.

 

Someone call the UVF on this cunt

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I cannot believe that I've just seen that front cover with him saying that SBR and Speed will be with him in the dugout. Please tell me that that's not attributable to a quote and that he's not that f***ing sick in the head?

 

Carver said: "For some reason, I started reading Sir Bobby's autobiography last night. There was a message on the front of the book -- 'Thanks for a fantastic, successful five years, it should have been a lot longer. Cheers, Sir Bobby.'

 

"When he gave me that book, he said to me, 'You do realise how big this football club is, and if ever you get an opportunity, don't be scared of it, enjoy it and take it with both hands'. So I am sitting here now and I'm going to take it with both hands.

 

"I'm a Catholic and I believe he will be looking down on me, I really do. For some reason that was why I had the inspiration to get the book and started reading it.

 

"He will be there with us. He will be in the technical area with us, let me tell you that, because I never stop thinking about him.

 

"Apart from my mum and dad, who I lost recently, there are two people I never stop thinking about -- he [Robson] is one of them, and Gary Speed is the other. They are always with us, and I think about them every game.

 

What a shit cunt of a man.

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