54 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. $130 for analysing a quick 6 second video, i'm studying the wrong profession Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hanshithispantz Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Tell her it would have been quicker for her to read his lips and send you the one sentence transcript than it would have been typing that out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Actually we should all just bombard her with emails, what's her address? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. or just a more determined reader Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. $130 for analysing a quick 6 second video, i'm studying the wrong profession I'm creasing over here over this. she wrote back quick with some fucking pre-drafted nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. Fuck it, I'm asking the deaf guy across the road from me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Actually we should all just bombard her with emails, what's her address? Hundreds of requests, she'll eventually do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 What am i saying bitch!?!?! http://img.modernghana.com/thumb2.aspx?img=XGltYWdlc1xjb250ZW50XGFsYnVtXDI3NzQxNTQ1NC95MXVneDMzd3Y2XzIuanBnfDM0MA== Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 "Yeah him and John" "Call Joe" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 What am i saying bitch!?!?! http://img.modernghana.com/thumb2.aspx?img=XGltYWdlc1xjb250ZW50XGFsYnVtXDI3NzQxNTQ1NC95MXVneDMzd3Y2XzIuanBnfDM0MA== Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. Fuck it, I'm asking the deaf guy across the road from me. He's not deaf mate, just pretends when he sees you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 What am i saying bitch!?!?! http://img.modernghana.com/thumb2.aspx?img=XGltYWdlc1xjb250ZW50XGFsYnVtXDI3NzQxNTQ1NC95MXVneDMzd3Y2XzIuanBnfDM0MA== Howling at this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton7 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Based on the Keith Lemon school of lip reading , I think he said I' m going to buy some sausages and a hat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 People on twitter saying that he said 'Yeah definitely he's gone, get rid of him'. It does kind of look like it was something along them lines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. Fuck it, I'm asking the deaf guy across the road from me. He's not deaf mate, just pretends when he sees you. He's a bit of bastard. He gets his lawnmoor out in the middle of the night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 People on twitter saying that he said 'Yeah definitely he's gone, get rid of him'. It does kind of look like it was something along them lines. People on twitter simply can`t be trusted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 People on twitter saying that he said 'Yeah definitely he's gone, get rid of him'. It does kind of look like it was something along them lines. Looked to me like he was singing the scatman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 'I'm gonna eat a baby' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. Fuck it, I'm asking the deaf guy across the road from me. He's not deaf mate, just pretends when he sees you. Reminded me of this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Actually we should all just bombard her with emails, what's her address? I just made one last plea for her to do it pro bono, promising her likely promotion in major UK papers and concluding by telling her she'll be my go-to lip reader for future transcription needs. I'll post her contact form when this doesn't work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 She's CC'd me in on her reply.............. 'Read these lips Ed, you pestering cunt, 'F.U.C.K O.F.F' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonTemplar Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Former Nuts deaf professional lip reader - someone my wife knew said that Ashley quoted 'yeah, yeah me too, come on then' Unfortunately nothing like get him out!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just emailed one of leading lip reading experts in the US. Will let you know if she responds. Replied: Dear Ed, Thank you for contacting me regarding lip reading transcription of your video clip. I'd be happy to help. I charge $130 per hour of my time, with a 2-hour/$260 minimum for the initial viewing, assessment, and transcription of your footage, regardless of its length... It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. The fuck outta here. Send this as a reply: http://i.imgur.com/fWPsktH.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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