JH Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 What a fantastic thread this is, the first 20 pages geniunely hilarious. Nobody does delusion quite like Newcastle supporters. You enjoying Craig Gardner, mate? Gardner 1-0 Cabaye Surely this "world class" (copyright Newcastle Online) midfielder will find it within himself to score a goal soon. Surely. Should sign that Michael Owen fella. He's scored lots of goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Ryan Taylor has scored, Connor Wickham hasn't. Ryan Taylor is a better forward omg!!! Seriously wearside, you're thick and boring and only seem to understand football 'on paper' like the rest of your inbred family. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Ba 4 Wickham 0. etc etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 What a fantastic thread this is, the first 20 pages geniunely hilarious. Nobody does delusion quite like Newcastle supporters. You enjoying Craig Gardner, mate? Gardner 1-0 Cabaye Surely this "world class" (copyright Newcastle Online) midfielder will find it within himself to score a goal soon. Surely. you can keep your goal scoring midfielder and your 6 points,we'll keep the midfielder that actually contributes to the team and our 15 points. Everyone's happy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintdempsey Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 And the best statistic of all time: Goals in Europe: Shola 12 - 5 Sunderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 We'll do these twunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 It's really stretching it calling it his goal in the first place On paper though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 What a fantastic thread this is, the first 20 pages geniunely hilarious. Nobody does delusion quite like Newcastle supporters. You enjoying Craig Gardner, mate? Gardner 1-0 Cabaye Surely this "world class" (copyright Newcastle Online) midfielder will find it within himself to score a goal soon. Surely. Dunno how you dare tbh. Remember in pre-season when you wanted that stupid bet that Sessegnon would outscore Ben Arfa, despite not knowing how long the latter would be out for? He'd have got you off to a flying start, what with near enough a seven game start. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 The goal Gardner scored was absolutely lush as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Craig Gardner and Cabaye in the same sentence, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spark Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Is this the longest pre-match thread ever? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Craig Gardener and Cabaye in the same sentence, man. Like mentioning my ex in the same sentence as Adriana Lima Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 What a fantastic thread this is, the first 20 pages geniunely hilarious. Nobody does delusion quite like Newcastle supporters. You enjoying Craig Gardner, mate? Gardner 1-0 Cabaye Surely this "world class" (copyright Newcastle Online) midfielder will find it within himself to score a goal soon. Surely. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/29/article-2043367-0E192D4100000578-685_468x372.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 You just need to compare midfields to see the huge difference in quality between us and them. El-Mohammady Cattermole Gardner Larsson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Is this the longest pre-match thread ever? It will be soon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Wireside Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 They had to hire Gardener Larsson to investigate why flowers don't survive over there, (near Newcastle) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Wireside Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 0-3 Simpson torn a new arsehole i the process. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Sunderland did very well to go on a run of 1 win from 11 games towards the end of last season tbf Wearside wants to use that as proof that even very nice league positions can be destroyed by a crap team & fair play to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Genuinely wouldn't have a single mackem player in our starting XI from what I've seen this season. Their best player so far (by a mile) isn't even theirs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Cabaye is better than any player in Sunderland's history, and also future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Sunderland's inevitable collapse in the second half of season is going to be funny considering they probably won't have a good league position to fall off this time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Wearside trolling hard as usual. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 He's good at it. He's still a fucktard, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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