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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look shite!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Il déporte sur la gauche

Il déporte sur la droite

Hatem Ben Arfa

Just made you look like a twat

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look shite!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Il déporte sur la gauche

Il déporte sur la droite

Hatem Ben Arfa

Just made you look like a twat

 

I love this but cant see it catching on.

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All we need is, Hatem Ben Arfa, Hatem Ben Arfa, Hatem Ben Arfa,

He's gonna skin you,

Then he'll skin you too,

Hatem we love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

Radio Ga Ga for Hatem

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look s****!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics  :hmm:

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look s****!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics  :hmm:

 

Can you not work it out?

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look s****!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics  :hmm:

 

Can you not work it out?

 

We don't come to the internet to think dammit  :huff:

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look s****!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics  :hmm:

 

Same tune as 'he scores when he wants'

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What do you think: Would he play just as well for us if Pardew hadn't gone through with his discipline routine thing and just let him play from the start of the season? Or did that actually contribute to making Ben Arfa a better player (for the team, not on a technical aspect with the ball)?

 

I got into quite heated debates about this so I am obviously going to say this but I really think Pardew's treatment has turned out to be spot on.

 

Ben Arfa was obviously a really, really good player but the work he puts in now is really something else. When he gets back I have total confidence he will get the ball back because his intelligence allows him to read what the opposing player is going to do.

 

I said yesterday but apart from not being a 6ft 4 physical beast (and he certainly isn't weak in any sense) he has everything. Even the most adamant critic of Pardew's approach to Ben Arfa must see some good has come from holding the lad back?

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Ben Arfa wearing that shirt alongside Cabaye and Benzema will be orgasmic :cheesy:

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Think I'd die of happiness if we could get him to sign a new contract. We simply must tie him down if at all possible. I know the club like to wait until there's 2 years left but I think for him we should act now whilst he's really happy and we're doing well.

 

What's he got left now, 3 years? 2.5? I think if we put a decent offer together for 5 years there's a good chance he'll sign it, and it'll stop other clubs sniffing round and trying to turn his head or at least ensure we get something crazy for him if we ever do have to sell.

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