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NobbyOhNobby's been trying to get the 'All we need is Hatem Ben Arfa' to the tune of radio gaga going for a while tbf

It's just not catching on goddamnit! It's got to the point where I sing it to myself in my head then cry a little that we'll never hear it at the match :(

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What do you think: Would he play just as well for us if Pardew hadn't gone through with his discipline routine thing and just let him play from the start of the season? Or did that actually contribute to making Ben Arfa a better player (for the team, not on a technical aspect with the ball)?

 

I'd say Pardew's role has been crucial. However exasperating it was for us to see a talented player being held back, it was the tough love that the player needed. Instead of an individual who only played when he had the ball, we've now got a real team player who concentrates all the time and really hurts the opposition when opportunity arises.

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It's like having a Jedi playing football for us.

Better than that; a Templar Knight!

 

Man can you imagine Ray Hudson commentating on one of our games? :lol:

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"Who's that player wearing 10, Hatem, Hatem,

He's not quite as taaaaall as Big Ben, Hatem, Hatem,

He's got moooore tricks than David Blaine,

He's faster than a speeding train,

Hatem Ben Arfa, Wizard of the North...."

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look shite!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Il déporte sur la gauche

Il déporte sur la droite

Hatem Ben Arfa

Just made you look like a twat

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look shite!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Il déporte sur la gauche

Il déporte sur la droite

Hatem Ben Arfa

Just made you look like a twat

 

I love this but cant see it catching on.

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All we need is, Hatem Ben Arfa, Hatem Ben Arfa, Hatem Ben Arfa,

He's gonna skin you,

Then he'll skin you too,

Hatem we love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

Radio Ga Ga for Hatem

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look s****!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics  :hmm:

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look s****!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics  :hmm:

 

Can you not work it out?

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look s****!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics  :hmm:

 

Can you not work it out?

 

We don't come to the internet to think dammit  :huff:

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He needs a better song.

 

He swerves to the left,

He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt,

Hatem Ben Arfa,

He makes you look s****!

 

(one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right)

 

Wish people would post what the song is to the tune of when they write song lyrics  :hmm:

 

Same tune as 'he scores when he wants'

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