Jump to content

Newcastle United 3 - 2 Chelsea - 02/02/13 - post-match orgasm from page 58


Rich

Recommended Posts

Guest firetotheworks

For posterity

 

Krul: 6.5

 

Debuchy: 7

Taylor: 8

Coloccini: 7

Santon: 7.5

 

Perch: 6.5

Cabaye: 9

 

Jonas: 8 :lol:

Sissoko: 10

Gouffran: 7.5

 

Cisse: 6.5

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

6.5 to Cisse? He created our 2-2 goal and was linking up play very well today.

 

For me Perch was the worst of the bunch, didn't have a bad game, just wasn't up to the same standard as the rest and lost the ball too much. Hope we see Anita back against Spurs if Tiote is still out.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Aye, good writeup Beren. The only thing I disagree with is the "same old Pardew at the start of the second half" sentiment. I don't think we sat back, as we didn't operate noticeably different from the first half, it's just we got beat by two fantastic moments of individual brilliance. I was worried it might happen, and I can understand why people said it was happening because of how we conceded twice inside the first 15 minutes of the second half, but I think if you actually looked at our play it was merely a coincidence, and Pardew deserves a lot of credit for the way we were set up today.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest firetotheworks

6.5 to Cisse? He created our 2-2 goal and was linking up play very well today.

 

For me Perch was the worst of the bunch, didn't have a bad game, just wasn't up to the same standard as the rest and lost the ball too much. Hope we see Anita back against Spurs if Tiote is still out.

 

He also missed a hatful of chances. 6.5 isn't exactly a bad rating, other than those missed chances he didn't put a foot wrong. It'll click for him soon, you can tell.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Where do you start with that one?

 

Fantastic game, just fantastic. Best game we've played since Stoke (h) last season. Mindful of undue hyperbole/superlatives my bullet points:

 

Demba Ba - Returning prolific forwards certainly don't seem to enjoy their first return to SJP, do they! Andy Carroll came back, got booked for an inexplicable dive when through on goal and got hooked to a chorus of mockery; now Demba's come up, got his nose busted off Colo's boot and had to trudge off. Don't have any enmity for the guy and thought he was a great servant to the club during his tenure, but very happy to beat his new side today. Very, very happy in fact. Hope he isn't in much pain in terms of the nose/injury or owt and he manages to permanently shove that waste of space Torres out of the side.

 

Our first half - Incredible. Santon was electric, and Sissoko will deservedly get mountains of praise/homoerotic advances on the forum, but my man of the first half was probably...

 

Gouffran tbh - There's something about this guy, something very understated but composed. He gives us a patient and calm in attacking that has been missing. He has so far ignored any instructions (if there have been any) to hit the front man at the earliest available opportunity. His primary concern is retaining possession, and finding a black and white shirt. That's not to say that he is Joe Allen/Scott Parker-esque, making useless passenger-y five yard passes either. He just gives us a nice balance and helps us to dictate the tempo - something rather alien to the side in Pardew's tenure thus far.

 

Jonas - What a difference, eh? I thought he was pretty good first half against Villa, and I hope he is given a bit of credit for his display today. Not just his goal, but his graft, hardwork and, yes, skill. Still some magic in those boots. The difference of having competition for places will help players such as he and Marveaux tremendously IMO. I think the effect has already taken hold. I don't mean to say that all team/player/managerial shortcomings can be exonerated/absolved by the board level's failure to invest over the summer, but you can certainly see the positives of having a bit of depth. You could see how Chelsea struggled in this respect today, with them (somehow!) low on numbers.

 

Pardew - I thought it was same old Pardew as the second half began, and I was cursing under my breath as I thought I was going to witness another Man Utd/Arsenal heartbreak, but the choice to bring on Marv for Gouffran instead of Bigi won the match. Benitez is often criticised for his defensive subs and credit to Pardew, he bested him today by showing a bit of bravery in his actions instead of just his words. It's no secret I don't rate the guy as a manager, but I really hope to Whoever Is Up There In The Sky that he has the capacity to learn from this match. Learn from the consequences of our approach to the beginning of the second half, and how we responded thereafter.

 

Sissoko - Wouldn't be right not to end with this human battery. During the second half, I was mentally writing this up - trying to think of who I could say was the last player I saw gallop up and down the pitch with such pace and power and authority - then I realised I don't think we've ever really had a player who is as fantastic in the way that Sissoko is - or at least in my memory (atm). It was just supreme. He bulldozed around Ashley Cole (who is still no slouch even at this age) down one side after 70+ minutes one moment, then skinned the right side of their defence the next - and remarkably, both with end product that may have beaten uninspired keepers (Cech was having a very good day, it must be said).

 

This is just one of those good days you have to savour, and dream, and hope that things should progress from here as they ought to... with HBA welcomed back into the fold, and Tiote coming back refreshed and reinvigorated.

 

I have one or two gripes, but I'm going to ignore them for now.

 

:indi:

 

:thup: agree with all, although I thought Cabaye had a brilliant first half dictating the play.

Link to post
Share on other sites

6.5 to Cisse? He created our 2-2 goal and was linking up play very well today.

 

For me Perch was the worst of the bunch, didn't have a bad game, just wasn't up to the same standard as the rest and lost the ball too much. Hope we see Anita back against Spurs if Tiote is still out.

 

He also missed a hatful of chances. 6.5 isn't exactly a bad rating, other than those missed chances he didn't put a foot wrong. It'll click for him soon, you can tell.

 

Aye, he should have scored a goal or possibly two today. Good to see him getting in the positions though, the goals will flow eventually.

 

Looks a lot better up top on his own and with a team playing on the deck, some nice link up play.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Thought Cabaye bossed the majority of the game, outstanding performance and i know some were skeptical about Sissoko off Cisse and Cabaye next to Perch but it seems to suit Cabaye down to the ground.

 

As for Cisse his overall game was great today but he had 3 or 4 really good chances which quite frankly he should be taking.

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Have to say I do have a bit of admiration for Perch, and how he's at least managed to become a useful squad player. Good for him.

 

However, really need to put Anita back in there now. It's getting silly.

Link to post
Share on other sites

6.5 to Cisse? He created our 2-2 goal and was linking up play very well today.

 

For me Perch was the worst of the bunch, didn't have a bad game, just wasn't up to the same standard as the rest and lost the ball too much. Hope we see Anita back against Spurs if Tiote is still out.

 

He also missed a hatful of chances. 6.5 isn't exactly a bad rating, other than those missed chances he didn't put a foot wrong. It'll click for him soon, you can tell.

 

Aye, he should have scored a goal or possibly two today. Good to see him getting in the positions though, the goals will flow eventually.

 

Looks a lot better up top on his own and with a team playing on the deck, some nice link up play.

 

His first touch seems to be quite underrated. Some of his control when bringing the ball down is superb.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Thought Cabaye bossed the majority of the game, outstanding performance and i know some were skeptical about Sissoko off Cisse and Cabaye next to Perch but it seems to suit Cabaye down to the ground.

 

As for Cisse his overall game was great today but he had 3 or 4 really good chances which quite frankly he should be taking.

 

 

 

Yes, good point.

 

Absolutely love Cabaye as a deep playmaker, setting things up. Reminds me a bit of Alonso at Liverpool.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Not seen any of this today, but the result is truly amazing. I thought it would be too much for us too soon. Sissoko is proving to be a magic signing, can you imagine if we did leave it until the summer! thank god we didn't!

 

:lol:

Link to post
Share on other sites

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport

Chelsea interim boss Rafael Benitez: "I could see a red card that was not shown to Coloccini. Ba received a broken nose, it is bleeding

 

if you put your head there you shouldnt be dissapointed tbh.

Link to post
Share on other sites

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport

Chelsea interim boss Rafael Benitez: "I could see a red card that was not shown to Coloccini. Ba received a broken nose, it is bleeding

 

if you put your head there you shouldnt be dissapointed tbh.

Yeah, brave from Ba but Coloccini had every right to go for that.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest palnese

BBC Sport ‏@BBCSport

Chelsea interim boss Rafael Benitez: "I could see a red card that was not shown to Coloccini. Ba received a broken nose, it is bleeding

words of a desperate man.

 

Headed Colo's boot.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...