Disco Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 If I had a Thai bride she wouldn't be allowed to leave the house like, I don't understand how some blokes can casually swan into their local snooker club - head held high - with a 20-year old Thaiwanese chancer under their arm. Quoted for crimes against Geography. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 If I had a Thai bride she wouldn't be allowed to leave the house like, I don't understand how some blokes can casually swan into their local snooker club - head held high - with a 20-year old Thaiwanese chancer under their arm. Be easier for him if he's from Englance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 If I had a Thai bride she wouldn't be allowed to leave the house like, I don't understand how some blokes can casually swan into their local snooker club - head held high - with a 20-year old Thaiwanese chancer under their arm. + "Thaiwanese" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 it should deffinitely be Thaiwanese like, I'm not having this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Jesus that was a poor mistake. Think less of you now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 "She wouldn't be allowed to leave the house" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 You do see some reet dirty owld codgers in Thailand like, saying that I'd be exactly the same. If some young lass wants to lick me hoop for a Solero she's more than welcome. To dig up one of your own posts. Does anybody have that picture handy of that fat mackem with FTM on his belly? http://i.imgur.com/MFOpx.jpg I never did get round to going to Nicky's in Pattaya, I bet it's lovely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 [emoji38]it does have a lot of beautiful places and interesting culture, but as soon as a single man tells me he's going on holiday to Thailand I instantly think the worst and think 5-10% less of him. Dirty ol' radgies. You can only go to Thailand on holiday if you're a dating couple tbh. A single man or a group of friends and they're obviously all sex pests. Me and a mate did it in our early 20's and I can confirm it's an absolute fucking nightmare especially when you've not gone as a sex tourist. Literally everyone assumes that's why you're there and you end up fighting birds off when you just want a drink. Was quite stressful in some respects. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 If I had a Thai bride she wouldn't be allowed to leave the house like, I don't understand how some blokes can casually swan into their local snooker club - head held high - with a 20-year old Thaiwanese chancer under their arm. We get a few mail order brides at the school. A lot of 'em aren't allowed to leave the house, and only get to come to German lessons under protest from their dirty old men. The sick old fucks know their hot wives will most likely run off with someone less disgusting first chance they get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 http://www.superdeporte.es/elementosWeb/gestionCajas/SPD/Image/MIRROR.jpg http://www.superdeporte.es/elementosWeb/gestionCajas/SPD/Image/tuitvcf.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Me and a few friends are considering going to Thailand, purely just to take part in some god awful sex scenes. Never found myself attracted to a Thai lass, but if she's happy to fart in my mouth then I'll give it a whirl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 If I had a Thai bride she wouldn't be allowed to leave the house like, I don't understand how some blokes can casually swan into their local snooker club - head held high - with a 20-year old Thaiwanese chancer under their arm. Quoted for crimes against Geography. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 'Thaiwanese' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10164792/marcus-bent-handed-12-month-suspended-prison-sentence Lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 So lame Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Been working in Leicester almost all week and it reminds me of the Toon under KK, there is a buzz around the place and people. We were In a pub and I put on the Blaydon Races on the jukebox and the whole pub started singing along. One bloke said the best and worst away game he'd been to was when we beat them 4-3 with the Shearer hat-trick. I fucking hope they win the league like, it would be for me the greatest ever achievement in English footy history. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I'm surprised they knew the words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Ironically two of the locals had links back to Tyneside, one was born in Jesmond and another studied at Newcasthle Uni. They seemed to rate Pearson highly and reckon he deserves a lot of credit for the way things have panned out. Regarding Marhez, maybe it's an English thing but although they all think he's great they say he's s lazy bastard and needs to work harder... Fucking hell man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 'Fitter...happier...more productive' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Putting his ethnic cleansing days behind him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 He looks like Tim Ferriss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Dr Death on his way out - http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/newcastle-united/latest-nufc-news/newcastle-united-doctor-to-leave-st-james-s-park-1-7730950 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Trifon Ivanov, former Bulgarian international, has died aged 50. Presume he played at SJP in Euro 96 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Trifon Ivanov, former Bulgarian international, has died aged 50. Presume he played at SJP in Euro 96 He was the bearded one who took mad long free kick efforts weren't he ? 50, that's no age that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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