NEEJ Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 While the Magpies pursue young continental targets identified by chief scout Graham Carr, Alan Pardew also hopes to add experienced Premier League players he has worked with in the past. Players like Darren Bent and Steve Sidwell. http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/3r/Cryinggifs_01_1.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Anyone got good eyesight?: Yep that's Sidwell alright. Says we are embarking on a two-pronged transfer strategy this summer with Carr looking at bringing in continental targets like Cabella while Pardew is pushing for those with premier league experience and who he has worked with before such as Sidwell and Shelvey. Just like a medieval king surrounding himself with sycophants in order to cover up his mediocrity...... the fucking terrible cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Funniest thing is when we lose next season which will happen quite often he will blame the forrins and commend his English signings. Media will lap it up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 If we have this two pronged strategy for transfers then we may as well not bother with wasting the money on Carr's list as they will just end up on the bench \ left out of the match day squad as Pardew's Clogger's fill up the starting 11. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 This news is making me feel sick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 To be fair, Pardew needs some good old-fashioned British grit in the team. Like Dan Gosling, Shola Ameobi and Yohan Cabaye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 He even wants to buy footballers that suck the joy out of football. Fair play to the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Pardew not jumped onto that rusty spike yet? Shame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 While the Magpies pursue young continental targets identified by chief scout Graham Carr, Alan Pardew also hopes to add experienced Premier League players he has worked with in the past. Players like Darren Bent and Steve Sidwell. http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/3r/Cryinggifs_01_1.gif that gif gets me every time I'd say sidwell is well past it but he's actually always been a no talent clogger, who just happened to get very lucky when joining chelsea. He offers fuck all and is obviously happy to take a final payday. The fact he's free means nothing and goes against our recent transfer 'policy' of getting players 25 or under (remember that?). Very strange indeed but not unexpected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 So thicko thinks getting in hard workers who have no flair or creativity whatsoever will cover for his lack of attacking coaching, well coaching in general. That worked last season didn't it you fucking stupid lump of meat. Just die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 :lol: Why are they specifically targeting players that Alan Pardew has worked with, in his failed stints at Reading, West Ham, Charlton and Southampton? They're idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Scraping around the free transfer market ffs, professional football team in the biggest league in the world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Don't suppose it crosses thicko's mind that the players he worked with years ago are now worse, and getting worse with age and due to the fact they were shit to start with. Tell you what, he a fucking genius like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Don't suppose it crosses thicko's mind that the players he worked with years ago are now worse, and getting worse with age and due to the fact they were shit to start with. Tell you what, he a fucking genius like. Doesn't matter. All he wants is allies against the evil forrins who question his shit tactics and coaching. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Is the Colback link still a thing? The ginger CM dream team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Don't worry guys, we'll probably not sign any of these players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Don't worry guys, we'll probably not sign any players. Fyp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 ttj Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackM Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 It's quite ironic that him getting his way with transfers could finally lead to him being sacked. If we sign all the cloggers he wants, who will be left bail him out like Remy and Cabaye did this past season? When we are bottom of the table come October with a team full of utter dross, Ashley will have no choice but to bin the fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 It's quite ironic that him getting his way with transfers could finally lead to him being sacked. If we sign all the cloggers he wants, who will be left bail him out like Remy and Cabaye did this past season? When we are bottom of the table come October with a team full of utter dross, Ashley will have no choice but to bin the fucking cunt. Problem is that the new manager will inherit all that shit though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I still don't see the reasoning behind giving Pardew any more control over transfers. Except Ashley's capacity to make catastrophic mistakes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackM Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 It's quite ironic that him getting his way with transfers could finally lead to him being sacked. If we sign all the cloggers he wants, who will be left bail him out like Remy and Cabaye did this past season? When we are bottom of the table come October with a team full of utter dross, Ashley will have no choice but to bin the f***ing c***. Problem is that the new manager will inherit all that s*** though. but at least Pardew will be gone... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I still don't see the reasoning behind giving Pardew any more control over transfers. Except Ashley's capacity to make catastrophic mistakes. IMHO Ashely is a bit thick, and pardew has managed to bullshit him that our woes lie in the fact he's not getting "his" players and he's convinced him if he's allowed to do this he'll keep us up on the cheap. A guess obvs Hes not thick. Just has no idea about football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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