Guest neesy111 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all fuck right off, you know fuck all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 WHY WON'T HE JUST FUCK OFF </angrycan'tthinkstraight> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I hate Pardew as much ad the next man and I have got a feeling that he'll be gone before the season is out, but does anyone have any sort of faith in the board to appoint a decent manager? It's all good and well saying 'anyone but Pardew' but that'll soon run thin when we've got some other dunce in charge. We just lost 3-0 at home to Sunderland. There's not much farther down to go until you're at the footballing equivalent of Absolute Zero tbh - which isn't an altogether unfitting molecular metaphor of our attacking movement under Pardew. Definitely worth the gamble. It's like being asked higher or lower after drawing the 3 of Spades. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all f*** right off, you know f*** all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. tell him to be grateful for Moyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 "Want these world class players Pardle?" "Nah, you're alreet owner, they might upset the non-existent ryhthm of my shite team." Science. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all fuck right off, you know fuck all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Pardew is a skid mark. 1) Generally found directly under an Arsehole. 2) Stubborn as fuck to get out. 3) Crumbles under pressure. 4) Formations are generally one dimensional. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all f*** right off, you know f*** all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex You in Essex Bimpy? Heard there's nice easy tarts down there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all f*** right off, you know f*** all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex I live in Chelmsford although just bought a house in Colchester - where are you stationed? Born and bred in the North but work in London. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all f*** right off, you know f*** all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex You in Essex Bimpy? Heard there's nice easy tarts down there? Yes that is quite true, and i wish i was twenty years younger to take advantage of it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all f*** right off, you know f*** all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex I live in Chelmsford although just bought a house in Colchester - where are you stationed? Born and bred in the North but work in London. Southend upon Turd, i worked lots in Chelmsford and Colchester, rather liked Colchester, some very nice areas there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all f*** right off, you know f*** all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex You in Essex Bimpy? Heard there's nice easy tarts down there? Yes that is quite true, and i wish i was twenty years younger to take advantage of it hahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all f*** right off, you know f*** all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex I live in Chelmsford although just bought a house in Colchester - where are you stationed? Born and bred in the North but work in London. Southend upon Turd, i worked lots in Chelmsford and Colchester, rather liked Colchester, some very nice areas there. Used to live in Bournemouth and have to say I was disappointed when I went to see the "attractions" of Sarfend. Apparently Clacton is the worst place in Essex - never been there but heard it is rather rough to say the least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Not that they'll see this post but people who keep on saying that "you should be grateful for Pardew" can all f*** right off, you know f*** all. Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs. I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex I live in Chelmsford although just bought a house in Colchester - where are you stationed? Born and bred in the North but work in London. Southend upon Turd, i worked lots in Chelmsford and Colchester, rather liked Colchester, some very nice areas there. Used to live in Bournemouth and have to say I was disappointed when I went to see the "attractions" of Sarfend. Apparently Clacton is the worst place in Essex - never been there but heard it is rather rough to say the least. Clacton, dear god yes, it's not what you would call inviting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I hate Pardew as much ad the next man and I have got a feeling that he'll be gone before the season is out, but does anyone have any sort of faith in the board to appoint a decent manager? Good point, no-one has mentioned this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I hate Pardew as much ad the next man and I have got a feeling that he'll be gone before the season is out, but does anyone have any sort of faith in the board to appoint a decent manager? Good point, no-one has mentioned this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 After a bit of Essex bashing back on topic - if we lose our next 2/3 games I reckon he has had it. He might even walk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 He might even walk. Never in 36 billion years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Still people think that he'll be sacked. Why? You know that all Ashley's bothered about is survival and he's achieved it this season at zero cost with half a season spare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 *zero cost/£19m profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Still people think that he'll be sacked. Why? You know that all Ashley's bothered about is survival and he's achieved it this season at zero cost with half a season spare. Part of me think this. The other part of me thinks Ashley would like a manager who can add value to the players he buys and sell at a profit weather Pardew is doing enough of that for his liking is debatable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 He might even walk. Never in 36 billion years. There is only so much anyone can take - even Pardew. It will be the day he loses his list of excuses probably. Even though we know he is crap he can get a job somewhere else pretty easily. The media don't really criticise him and he was Manager of the year not so long ago. Unless the debt rumours are true I am sure he would eventually pack it in if it got too much for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Still people think that he'll be sacked. Why? You know that all Ashley's bothered about is survival and he's achieved it this season at zero cost with half a season spare. Part of me think this. The other part of me thinks Ashley would like a manager who can add value to the players he buys and sell at a profit weather Pardew is doing enough of that for his liking is debatable Players who've gone backwards under Pardon't...Cisse, Sissoko, Tiote (suffered from the tactical genius telling him he could get more out of him further up the pitch-only just recovering), Santon, Ban Arfa. Remy starting to show signs-better get out before he has his ability sucked out of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 He might even walk. Never in 36 billion years. There is only so much anyone can take - even Pardew. It will be the day he loses his list of excuses probably. Even though we know he is crap he can get a job somewhere else pretty easily. The media don't really criticise him and he was Manager of the year not so long ago. Unless the debt rumours are true I am sure he would eventually pack it in if it got too much for him. Tbf, I don't think he'll ever run out of excuses. FFS, he even blamed Science for the Cardiff loss. He thinks we're stupid and will accept any sh!te excuse he comes up with. Interviewer: "Alan-Villa put 10 past you in the first half. What's your response?" Pardew: "Jellyfish. we was done by jellyfish." Interviewer: "Jellyfish? Really?" Pardew: "No. Not really." ..."it was the Hadron Collider. No, sorry, it was ITV's Splash. Er, I mean the iceberg what sank the.. T........ " ad nauseam.... *Interviewer sighs and leaves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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