TBG Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 On 24/04/2014 at 23:00, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Quote Quote Quote Quote Does he have the most different kinds of mustard or is it purely the volume of mustard that he owns? most different How many different kinds of mustard are there? there are lots Thought you were meant to be a Mathematician? Give him Hellmann's for that cheek. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 On 24/04/2014 at 21:47, Ian W said: It would have to be a weird club where 10th was fine and 11th meant sacked. We are a weird club, but still. Apparently we'll sign certain players IF we finish in the top 10 as well. Ashley logic isn't football logic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Just realised the parallels between this close season (where there is seemingly money to spend) and the one under Souness where we spunked the next 2 years war chest on loads of players . Pivotal time this and we can't afford to go into it with the wrong manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 We wont be spending much, AShley has found a cheaper way. Use the loan system, wher ehe can pay half salaries and have no transfer fees. money in the bank own little on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 On 24/04/2014 at 21:47, Ian W said: It would have to be a weird club where 10th was fine and 11th meant sacked. We are a weird club, but still. I'd hazard a guess that it's more than the drop from 10th to 11th and more to do with the capitulation and landslide down the table. Literally the only way we could have done worse in 2014 is to have been deducted points ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 http://marcjobling.wordpress.com/2014/04/25/nufc-10-reasons-why-alan-pardew-must-go/ Bit long though... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 On 25/04/2014 at 18:24, Ketsbaia said: http://marcjobling.wordpress.com/2014/04/25/nufc-10-reasons-why-alan-pardew-must-go/ Bit long though... It's a good read, I think whoever did that either posts on here or reads the forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 On 25/04/2014 at 18:56, Mick said: Quote http://marcjobling.wordpress.com/2014/04/25/nufc-10-reasons-why-alan-pardew-must-go/ Bit long though... It's a good read, I think whoever did that either posts on here or reads the forum. Somebody here drew this didn't they? Must be somebody on here http://marcjobling.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/perfect-corner.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 It's all his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 On 25/04/2014 at 19:27, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said: It's all his. Spoilsport! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 On 25/04/2014 at 18:24, Ketsbaia said: http://marcjobling.wordpress.com/2014/04/25/nufc-10-reasons-why-alan-pardew-must-go/ Bit long though... A good read Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Canny that Ketsbaia Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 On 26/04/2014 at 07:54, SanToon said: @CaulkinTheTimes: Pardew: "a stronger squad is way forward...something I don't think me & the board & Mike have any issues on. We're all pretty solid on it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 On 26/04/2014 at 07:55, Robster said: Quote @CaulkinTheTimes: Pardew: "a stronger squad is way forward...something I don't think me & the board & Mike have any issues on. We're all pretty solid on it." Buy me out of trouble again please Mike. Absolute joke of a manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 On 26/04/2014 at 07:56, mrmojorisin75 said: Quote Quote @CaulkinTheTimes: Pardew: "a stronger squad is way forward...something I don't think me & the board & Mike have any issues on. We're all pretty solid on it." Buy me out of trouble again please Mike. Absolute joke of a manager. Agreed. Basically saying that it's only players fault that the team is not performing well enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Quote @milesstarforth: Alan Pardew this morning said he agreed with Shola Ameobi's comments on the 'limited resources' at #nufc. Interesting - is he actually going to break rank and speak out against the regime?? On 26/04/2014 at 07:54, SanToon said: @CaulkinTheTimes: Pardew: "a stronger squad is way forward...something I don't think me & the board & Mike have any issues on. We're all pretty solid on it." Is he fuck. Spineless turd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 On 26/04/2014 at 07:59, Elephant said: Quote Quote Quote @CaulkinTheTimes: Pardew: "a stronger squad is way forward...something I don't think me & the board & Mike have any issues on. We're all pretty solid on it." Buy me out of trouble again please Mike. Absolute joke of a manager. Agreed. Basically saying that it's only players fault that the team is not performing well enough. If I was Ashley before considering new signings I'd make him give me a presentation on what measures he specifically took in the bad run last season and during the current run, what changes he made in line ups and personnel and what he expected to achieve with each one vs. the actual results. I'd also want to know what he got out of De Jong since he came too and why it didn't work. Then I'd fire the cunt with immediate effect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 On 26/04/2014 at 07:53, SanToon said: @CaulkinTheTimes: Pardew presser: #Nufc's "3 French internationals" - Remy, Debuchy, Sissoko - back for Arsenal. Says has been a "technical" wk in training. Means they brought balls to the training ground. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 On 26/04/2014 at 08:04, mrmojorisin75 said: If I was Ashley before considering new signings I'd make him give me a presentation on what measures he specifically took in the bad run last season and during the current run, what changes he made in line ups and personnel and what he expected to achieve with each one vs. the actual results. I'd also want to know what he got out of De Jong since he came too and why it didn't work. Then I'd fire the c*** with immediate effect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Someone should put Pardew's performance in sales terms for Ashley, i.e. one of his shops has great sales figures during the Christmas holiday but then consistently has the worst figures until the next holiday. The response of the store/regional manager is to ask for more public holidays Wonder how long they'd last at sports direct. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Does Technical training mean our intention is outplay Arsenal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 On 26/04/2014 at 08:14, Collage said: Quote @CaulkinTheTimes: Pardew presser: #Nufc's "3 French internationals" - Remy, Debuchy, Sissoko - back for Arsenal. Says has been a "technical" wk in training. Means they brought balls to the training ground. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 On 26/04/2014 at 08:39, Keefaz said: Does Technical training mean our intention is outplay Arsenal? No, it's 4 hours of Pardew telling the players how technically brilliant Arsenal are and why we should be afraid of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 We do need new players, we are lacking in some areas, can't fault him for noticing something a trained monkey can see. However if I was MA my concern would be what players he thinks we need, what positions will he play those new left backs in and what formation/tactics he plans to use for the first 10 minutes of every game before he reverts to 4-4-2. Giving new players to Pardew is like buying a 2 year old an iPad, they'll both be used in completely the wrong way and wrecked in a couple of weeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Going to have to face facts I think now, this horrendous bastard is going nowhere. Nevermind, been quite enjoying my free weekends of late, so fuck the lot of it, don't care a jot anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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