Darth Crooks Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 'We was lacking in quality street' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” “Hatem’s fit,” Pardew told the Gazette. “He’s available for selection.” Asked if Ben Arfa’s return would give him a welcome extra attacking option, Pardew simply said: “We’ve got a much stronger squad to pick from.” Honestly who can side with this cunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” It's the 5 game patter again which means "please don't look at my overall record." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Apparently West Ham players use to refer to Pardew as 'Chocolate'. For what reasons I'm not certain. He's a fucking melt? you're on a roll today Minhosa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” Such lofty goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Sounds like he has given up on the top 10. Excuses starting: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-jonjo-shelvey-swansea-3467833 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Apparently West Ham players use to refer to Pardew as 'Chocolate'. For what reasons I'm not certain. “If he was made of chocolate, he'd eat himself,” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” Such lofty goals. Cunt's off the fucking map man. He just says the first thing that comes into his baffled head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Remember when he referred to Williamson as 'that other guy' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 The club’s intention last season was to finish in the top eight. Because we finished lower, the club re-evaluated and we want to finish in the top ten this season. We actually think we've got a strong squad and we are capable of finishing in the top ten of the league. The board repeated that its aim this season remains a top ten finish. Our minimum target for this campaign was a top ten finish. Minimum: the least or smallest amount or quantity possible, attainable, or required. Target: a desired goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 He's pretty much a parody of himself these days. He's making excuses about making excuses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Yep, i remember it being clearly said in the statement last season that the minimum was a top 10 finish. Just to repeat what others have said as well, the way he keeps going on about this "5 game run" as if it's just a blip is unbelievable. We've been on a horrific run since January with about 9 defeats and 3 wins (all with late goals in 1:0 victories) The team has been dreadful for a long time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 The club’s intention last season was to finish in the top eight. Because we finished lower, the club re-evaluated and we want to finish in the top ten this season. We actually think we've got a strong squad and we are capable of finishing in the top ten of the league. The board repeated that its aim this season remains a top ten finish. Our minimum target for this campaign was a top ten finish. Minimum: the least or smallest amount or quantity possible, attainable, or required. Target: a desired goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still f***ing dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the s***. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly f***ed. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. That would just be a case of rinse and repeat though and is pointless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still f***ing dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the s***. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly f***ed. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. That would just be a case of rinse and repeat though and is pointless. I agree but it depends on your POV. If (and I doubt this) all Ashley wants is PL football he might go for it. Depends on how messy it gets from now until the end I suppose, we have at least two more epic batterings to come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still f***ing dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the s***. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly f***ed. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely f*** all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Even then. Giving him £40m worth of players would have the same effect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Hope the Ben Arfa stuff ruins his night's sleep. Then he gets raped by a big, mauly dog on his way to work in the morning. Slight edit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Fuck off you fucking cunt! #teamhatem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Jack Colback and Jonjo Shelvey don't strike me as Carr picks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I can imagine Martinez walking into an Ashley / Llambias / Charney interview and opening with, "I'll get you into the Champions League." Cue "wow wow wow, slow down there, Shirley." Fucking cunts the lot of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Jack Colback and Jonjo Shelvey don't strike me as Carr picks. Pardew and his fetish for shit players. A team of 10 Goslings + Blob Jelliot on the pitch would have him cum non-stop for 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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