Skeletor Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The irony that he may actively be trying to win a match for the first time in his life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The irony that he may actively be trying to win a match for the first time in his life. Watch how many times the players look to the bench because they've got no idea how that's supposed to go. 'The big white square, kick it at the big white square. No, not Luuk ffs.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Is interesting to read about the Mourinho/hazard fall out. Lots of Pardew/Ben Arfa parallels. Watch Pardew copy Mourinho in whatever he does with the situation- he's a Mourinho disciple after all (all of the arrogance and none if the ability). I'll bet he uses pretty much the same words as Mourinho when talking about Ben Arfa in coming interviews. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Can't wait to see this pathetic little fucker squirm tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Do not shoot the messenger but @ a Talk in with Steve Howey stepping in for Mick Quinn in Lemington club he said inside info Pardew out end of season ,tbh will not hold my breath but said defo happening Should be in the braindead rumours thread Had to do a double take on your username, its the 3rd time i have read that today on here Thought it might have got lost trying to be the "i told you so " tosser If it happens there wont be a poster on here that would mind you saying it, beats the hell out of the alternative Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 What a hypocritical twat Pardew is, he left the Man Utd game 4 minutes before it ended and he's the fucking manager of the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 He arse has fallen out. The king is panicking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Yup, he's shitting it. He knows a demonstration like that and the attention it would bring could be the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 He has a life coach and err the players are going to clap the fans at FT in the centre circle: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/02/alan-pardew-newcastle-united-fans-walk-out-cardiff-city Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 He has a life coach and err the players are going to clap the fans at FT in the centre circle: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/02/alan-pardew-newcastle-united-fans-walk-out-cardiff-city So much in that article. "He's currently lying in a dark room and hasn't come out for a week," said Newcastle's manager. "I think he's surprised by some of the things that cross a manager's path because this isn't his field. He's a LIFE COACH. It's his job and I bet he's better at Pardew than coping with things that aren't his forte. The only reason he's in a dark room is to get away from you for a week Alan you thick fucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 He has a life coach and err the players are going to clap the fans at FT in the centre circle: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/02/alan-pardew-newcastle-united-fans-walk-out-cardiff-city Well you fucking walk out before kick-off you plank and we may just win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 A lap of honour is a step too far unless you've actually won something." Didn't we have a lap of honour last season? We certainly had one after finishing fifth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I thought he would be able to use this game to give him a lifeline, but now I don't know. Cardiff are probably the only team we could beat at this time and ensure the mackem survival for another year, but if the best players don't turn up then we could easily just slide to another pathetic defeat. I can't wait to see the line up tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Would not surprise me in the slightest if this cunt put Ben Arfa on at exactly 60mins to try and prevent people leaving. I guess he could just claim they left cus of Ben Arfa and blame him for everything again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Do not shoot the messenger but @ a Talk in with Steve Howey stepping in for Mick Quinn in Lemington club he said inside info Pardew out end of season ,tbh will not hold my breath but said defo happening Should be in the braindead rumours thread How would he have inside information? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 This one is what they're going with http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmanxfXIYAAiVJ8.jpg was reminded of http://www.plantmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tumblr_ltllyvK7751qzjw8go1_500.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Life coach for goodness sake. Can this guy be any more corny? Urgh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Life coach, fffsss. Find a job you can actually do and stop sleeping with wives/girlfriends of those who work below you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Life coach, fffsss. Find a job you can actually do and stop sleeping with wives/girlfriends of those who work below you. His life coach is definitely Jez from peep show Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Not sure where to put this, but Woodman just tweeted. Andy Woodman @GKGuruWoody Sad! Rumour mongers! Would imagine it's something to do with NUFC, also it's 2AM on a matchday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 The King and his Gurus. Andy Woodman @GKGuruWoody Sad! Rumour mongers! * HOW vital Geordie coaching guru John Carver is in making sure the club retains its Tyneside roots http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-eight-year-newcastle-1371963 We're in good hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Do not shoot the messenger but @ a Talk in with Steve Howey stepping in for Mick Quinn in Lemington club he said inside info Pardew out end of season ,tbh will not hold my breath but said defo happening Should be in the braindead rumours thread Had to do a double take on your username, its the 3rd time i have read that today on here Thought it might have got lost trying to be the "i told you so " tosser If it happens there wont be a poster on here that would mind you saying it, beats the hell out of the alternative Do i get a dead line or fall on my own sword before pre- season training Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Sounds incredibly desperate. Please don't leave it'd be wrong? Well get to fuck you slime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 If one person leaves, thousands will stay. Can you guess who that one person is, Alan? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 A lap of honour is a step too far unless you've actually won something." Didn't we have a lap of honour last season? We certainly had one after finishing fifth. Yeah and the bugger danced as some fans sang his name 45 seconds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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