Belfast Mags Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I'd love to strangle him to death, watching the life drain from his face. I'll hold your coat for you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 This c*** needs god divine intervention. May the lord do the right thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 On Loic Remy. "He wears the famous No.9 shirt and it wears well on him". Thick as mince. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 On Loic Remy. "He wears the famous No.9 shirt and it wears well on him". Thick as mince. Surely not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Daily Star today on NewsNow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/374870/Alan-Pardew-will-try-his-hardest-to-keep-Newcastle-striker-Loic-Remy-at-St-James-Park "I think we've got a chance of keeping him and because I'm a positive person, I'd like to think it's a good chance," he said. "He's had a good year here and is a good fit for this club. "He wears the famous No.9 shirt and it wears well on him." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/374870/Alan-Pardew-will-try-his-hardest-to-keep-Newcastle-striker-Loic-Remy-at-St-James-Park "I think we've got a chance of keeping him and because I'm a positive person, I'd like to think it's a good chance," he said. "He's had a good year here and is a good fit for this club. "He wears the famous No.9 shirt and it wears well on him." This is the guy who's given himself the job of noting down the finer details of the oppositions style of play. We've conceded the 4th most in the league. It adds up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 So he's got ten senior players out, Remy wears number 9.... Maybe we've got to the bottom of the problem, he can't count. He probably thinks our goal difference is pretty good over the last few games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyscalculia Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 BTW Happy Face, where do you find all this data? That last one I went to Statto and used their "custom table" to look at all games since 01/01/14. http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/premier-league/2013-2014/custom-table You can do that for all 4 leagues on there. Copied and pasted the "for" column into a spreadie and uncle Bob the tranny's your auntie. Also use... http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/home.sd http://www.whoscored.com/Teams/23 http://www.fourfourtwo.com/statszone http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ http://www.rsssf.com/histdom.html http://www.11v11.com/teams/newcastle-united/tab/matches http://stats.football365.co.uk/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Remy number 9 Cisse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Why is it important that history is heavy on us .................unless he means that Remy is injured because Jackie milburn scores loads of goals back in the day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Why is it important that history is heavy on us .................unless he means that Remy is injured because Jackie milburn scores loads of goals back in the day Because it's an excuse. AP feeds on excuses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 “I am hoping the other strikers in the group get goals and the other creative players in the team create some goals." While he genuinely plays Gosling over our top assister from last year, benches the guy who got our last assist. Even tries Cisse on the wing. He has to be taking the absolute p*ss. He couldnt get to where he is with that level of comprehension. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 BTW Happy Face, where do you find all this data? That last one I went to Statto and used their "custom table" to look at all games since 01/01/14. http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/premier-league/2013-2014/custom-table You can do that for all 4 leagues on there. Copied and pasted the "for" column into a spreadie and uncle Bob the tranny's your auntie. Also use... http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/home.sd http://www.whoscored.com/Teams/23 http://www.fourfourtwo.com/statszone http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ http://www.rsssf.com/histdom.html http://www.11v11.com/teams/newcastle-united/tab/matches http://stats.football365.co.uk/ Cheers. Shocking news though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Busts ups are good too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Why does he always say "The most important thing" when laying down his tripe, like it actually fucking means anything? It's doing my head in “The most important thing for us is history is heavy on us." “The most important thing is the injuries have had a real impact on the team." "The most important thing for us is our Premier League status now because we've put ourselves at risk with all the injuries and the run we're on." "The most important thing for us is creating more chances." "I'm not urging anything other than my players putting in a better performance, that is the most important thing because you get disappointments in the Premier League and we've had them before." “I told him my opinion but the most important thing when you get through that process is coming out the other side that you’re still intact. Fortunately, me and Yohan have come through that intact, and that’s important.” "But the most important thing is the next game and then in the period after that and before I reach the next landmark, 200 games, hopefully a trophy of some description that our fans are desperate for and, in my opinion, thoroughly deserve." "The most important thing is having an inner belief and faith in what you do." “I think the most important thing is the injuries have had a real impact on the team, no doubt about that. You do not have to be a genius to work that out." “The most important thing about this whole scenario is that the club wins, no one else." "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." "We lost Fabricio Coloccini and Papiss Cisse to slight injuries. I couldn't risk losing them because the most important thing to us is our Premier League status." “I am just urging my players to put in a better performance than they did on Saturday, that’s the most important thing to me." “All the players that have come here have improved, I can’t think of one who hasn’t. That is the most important thing when you are looking at your coaching strategy.” "The most important thing is that they back us, regardless of how much they love Chris, it’s about us winning." “But the most important thing is when I stand next to him on Saturday I’m not having any friendship with him. He knows that. I want to beat him. At the moment this season it’s 1-0 to me!" ""If you have really long trips, four or five hours, it is almost impossible. So we have to be very intelligent in what we do, but the most important thing is that we put a Newcastle team out which we think is going to win." “The most important thing for this group is that there’s a recognition that when you don’t do the job correctly, that it must be done correctly.” It's fucking ridiculous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I think my favourite is "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." Primarily because it makes no sense on any level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Cisse must love seeing another Pardew slap in the face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 His position is surely untenable now. It's as if his brain has exploded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 QFNP Why does he always say "The most important thing" when laying down his tripe, like it actually f***ing means anything? It's doing my head in “The most important thing for us is history is heavy on us." “The most important thing is the injuries have had a real impact on the team." "The most important thing for us is our Premier League status now because we've put ourselves at risk with all the injuries and the run we're on." "The most important thing for us is creating more chances." "I'm not urging anything other than my players putting in a better performance, that is the most important thing because you get disappointments in the Premier League and we've had them before." “I told him my opinion but the most important thing when you get through that process is coming out the other side that you’re still intact. Fortunately, me and Yohan have come through that intact, and that’s important.” "But the most important thing is the next game and then in the period after that and before I reach the next landmark, 200 games, hopefully a trophy of some description that our fans are desperate for and, in my opinion, thoroughly deserve." "The most important thing is having an inner belief and faith in what you do." “I think the most important thing is the injuries have had a real impact on the team, no doubt about that. You do not have to be a genius to work that out." “The most important thing about this whole scenario is that the club wins, no one else." "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." "We lost Fabricio Coloccini and Papiss Cisse to slight injuries. I couldn't risk losing them because the most important thing to us is our Premier League status." “I am just urging my players to put in a better performance than they did on Saturday, that’s the most important thing to me." “All the players that have come here have improved, I can’t think of one who hasn’t. That is the most important thing when you are looking at your coaching strategy.” "The most important thing is that they back us, regardless of how much they love Chris, it’s about us winning." “But the most important thing is when I stand next to him on Saturday I’m not having any friendship with him. He knows that. I want to beat him. At the moment this season it’s 1-0 to me!" ""If you have really long trips, four or five hours, it is almost impossible. So we have to be very intelligent in what we do, but the most important thing is that we put a Newcastle team out which we think is going to win." “The most important thing for this group is that there’s a recognition that when you don’t do the job correctly, that it must be done correctly.” It's f***ing ridiculous Hans that's some fine compiling. Giz a wave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I think my favourite is "But the most important thing is that you have to have your finger on the pulse. The Premier League is changing every year and you've got to be right at the cutting edge of it." Primarily because it makes no sense on any level. Last one for me. “The most important thing for this group is that there’s a recognition that when you don’t do the job correctly, that it must be done correctly.” He's so fucking stupid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I'm no Pardew fan but in this case he says 'number nine role' rather than shirt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 I'm no Pardew fan but in this case he says 'number nine role' rather than shirt So this is fabricated then? "He wears the famous No.9 shirt and it wears well on him." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Fat Fred on talkshite just saying he wouldn't sack Pardew. Didn't he say the opposite in the Ronnie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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