Guest firetotheworks Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 It's as staggering as those Messi stats were tbh, just on the shit scale rather than the amazing scale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 15.6 shots per game, I'd bet 70-80% of them are long range, can you confirm Happy Face? Shots outside box... 10/11 - 33% 11/12 - 48% 12/13 - 50% 13/14 - 54% Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 It's as staggering as those Messi stats were tbh, just on the shit scale rather than the amazing scale. Liverpool/Newcastle average shots over 16 games is 261/250, scored 42 more than us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Happy for the list of Unwanted Records to go in the AP of this thread. If someone can knock up a starter pack of 7-8 of them, I'll pop them in the OP. Then we can build as we go. Suggest we keep it to punchy bullet points rather than graphics. So it can be copy and pasted more easily by lurkers etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Along with blindly lumping it into the box and hoping something happens, it's pretty blatant that Pardew has implemented a "shoot from anywhere" policy in an attempt to continue masking the horrendous lack of creativity in his teams. It's sheer desperation to hope that shooting wildly from range will lead to goals, either directly or via rebounds/deflections/etc. It'll be alot worse next season too without Remy, as he's the only one remaining after Cabaye's sale who is actually a serious threat from range. A couple of injuries to whoever we'll bring in (if anyone) and it'll be Shola slicing and scuffing it from 30 yards out and Tiote skying it from 40 next season whilst Pardew bemoans the sale of Ben Arfa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Updated OP. Where's the 3+ goals one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Updated OP. Where's the 3+ goals one? Signature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 May as well change the thread title to unwanted records as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Are we having a "Wanted Records" thread too? For balance? Like winning at Old Trafford etc. Please go away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I posted that months ago, what have you done that for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I posted that months ago. You've since seen the light Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Can the first unwanted record be "2nd longest serving Premier League manager?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hydeous Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Also, third longest serving Newcastle United manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 How do we know they're unwanted? He could be a sadist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Also, third longest serving Newcastle United manager. Na. Our chairman of selectors were pretty successful. Bring them back!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Also, third longest serving Newcastle United manager. Surely not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premier League era maybe. Harvey, Keegan & Sir Bobby are 3 off the top of my head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premier League era maybe. Harvey, Keegan & Sir Bobby are 3 off the top of my head. Seymour, Cunningham, Cox Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 This man is incredible. When you think it can't get any worse he wants to re-sign Shola and start Rob Elliot. His problem solving method is to do the opposite of what any sane person would. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premier League era maybe. Harvey, Keegan & Sir Bobby are 3 off the top of my head. Seymour, Cunningham, Cox You'd like to Seymour Cox. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hydeous Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premier League era, yeah. Should've mentioned that. Depressing either way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premier League era maybe. Harvey, Keegan & Sir Bobby are 3 off the top of my head. Seymour, Cunningham, Cox You'd like to Seymour Cox. laughed far too much at that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Premiership table since turn of the year would be "interesting" http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2014/4/23/1398257565972/Premier-League-table-2014-001.jpg 11 defeats ffs I'm surprised we're as high as 18th with 13 points mind. West Ham, Villa and Palace should hang their heads in shame... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Should be 19th actually. Norwich's goal difference is better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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