Robster Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Headbutts an opposition player, breaks all kinds of negative records, about to be sued by one of his own players...yet he's still bullet proof... All publicity for Sports Direct. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Hope the Ben Arfa stuff ruins his night's sleep. Then he gets mauled by a big, rapey dog on his way to work in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Top 10 - Maybe not Fans completely against you to the point they wish you were dead - Much more likely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 @CaulkinTheTimes: Pardew wants Swansea's Jonjo Shelvey this summer, reckons top-10 not "life or death" to #Nufc job prospects. Story online soon & in paper. Giving up the top 10 already the slimy little cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 But we were 8th and dun brilliant job. Wat happen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Apparently West Ham players use to refer to Pardew as 'Chocolate'. For what reasons I'm not certain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Contains nuts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Apparently West Ham players use to refer to Pardew as 'Chocolate'. For what reasons I'm not certain. He's a fucking melt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Apparently West Ham players use to refer to Pardew as 'Chocolate'. For what reasons I'm not certain. Cause he's shit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I don't recall Cadbury or Mars ever making a bar called Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 'We was lacking in quality street' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” “Hatem’s fit,” Pardew told the Gazette. “He’s available for selection.” Asked if Ben Arfa’s return would give him a welcome extra attacking option, Pardew simply said: “We’ve got a much stronger squad to pick from.” Honestly who can side with this cunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” It's the 5 game patter again which means "please don't look at my overall record." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Apparently West Ham players use to refer to Pardew as 'Chocolate'. For what reasons I'm not certain. He's a fucking melt? you're on a roll today Minhosa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” Such lofty goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Sounds like he has given up on the top 10. Excuses starting: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-jonjo-shelvey-swansea-3467833 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Apparently West Ham players use to refer to Pardew as 'Chocolate'. For what reasons I'm not certain. “If he was made of chocolate, he'd eat himself,” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 ”Top 10 was just our goal – it wasn’t an instruction. It’s not like a life or death sort of decision. The short-term results over the last five games have really put a bit of a stain on our position. We need to remove it.” Such lofty goals. Cunt's off the fucking map man. He just says the first thing that comes into his baffled head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Remember when he referred to Williamson as 'that other guy' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 The club’s intention last season was to finish in the top eight. Because we finished lower, the club re-evaluated and we want to finish in the top ten this season. We actually think we've got a strong squad and we are capable of finishing in the top ten of the league. The board repeated that its aim this season remains a top ten finish. Our minimum target for this campaign was a top ten finish. Minimum: the least or smallest amount or quantity possible, attainable, or required. Target: a desired goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 He's pretty much a parody of himself these days. He's making excuses about making excuses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Yep, i remember it being clearly said in the statement last season that the minimum was a top 10 finish. Just to repeat what others have said as well, the way he keeps going on about this "5 game run" as if it's just a blip is unbelievable. We've been on a horrific run since January with about 9 defeats and 3 wins (all with late goals in 1:0 victories) The team has been dreadful for a long time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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