Skeletor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Remember when he referred to Williamson as 'that other guy' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 The club’s intention last season was to finish in the top eight. Because we finished lower, the club re-evaluated and we want to finish in the top ten this season. We actually think we've got a strong squad and we are capable of finishing in the top ten of the league. The board repeated that its aim this season remains a top ten finish. Our minimum target for this campaign was a top ten finish. Minimum: the least or smallest amount or quantity possible, attainable, or required. Target: a desired goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 He's pretty much a parody of himself these days. He's making excuses about making excuses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Yep, i remember it being clearly said in the statement last season that the minimum was a top 10 finish. Just to repeat what others have said as well, the way he keeps going on about this "5 game run" as if it's just a blip is unbelievable. We've been on a horrific run since January with about 9 defeats and 3 wins (all with late goals in 1:0 victories) The team has been dreadful for a long time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 The club’s intention last season was to finish in the top eight. Because we finished lower, the club re-evaluated and we want to finish in the top ten this season. We actually think we've got a strong squad and we are capable of finishing in the top ten of the league. The board repeated that its aim this season remains a top ten finish. Our minimum target for this campaign was a top ten finish. Minimum: the least or smallest amount or quantity possible, attainable, or required. Target: a desired goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still f***ing dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the s***. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly f***ed. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. That would just be a case of rinse and repeat though and is pointless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still f***ing dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the s***. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly f***ed. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. That would just be a case of rinse and repeat though and is pointless. I agree but it depends on your POV. If (and I doubt this) all Ashley wants is PL football he might go for it. Depends on how messy it gets from now until the end I suppose, we have at least two more epic batterings to come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still f***ing dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the s***. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly f***ed. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely f*** all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Even then. Giving him £40m worth of players would have the same effect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Hope the Ben Arfa stuff ruins his night's sleep. Then he gets raped by a big, mauly dog on his way to work in the morning. Slight edit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Fuck off you fucking cunt! #teamhatem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Jack Colback and Jonjo Shelvey don't strike me as Carr picks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I can imagine Martinez walking into an Ashley / Llambias / Charney interview and opening with, "I'll get you into the Champions League." Cue "wow wow wow, slow down there, Shirley." Fucking cunts the lot of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 We're 5 points better off. The Cardiff result could make that 6 or 8 points but it's still fucking dreadful. 5 points gained with a borrowed striker who has scored the goals that have turned a few draws into wins. That's the only thing that's keeping us above the relegation zone. Once he signs for a proper team we're right in the shit. It's untenable for Pardew, he simply can't do this job any longer. He's totally and completely and utterly fucked. It's a matter of time. It's hard to avoid this conclusion now like. The only thing that might save him is the end of the season, and a couple of signings in the summer to do the same again. It seems as though he's gone past the point where he can turn it around. Who on earth would back this man's judgement? He's inept. "Aye, you've proven to me that you know absolutely fuck all and are incompetent. Here's £40m to spend on players, use it wisely." Well presumably he wouldn't have much of a say in transfers, as before. Jack Colback and Jonjo Shelvey don't strike me as Carr picks. Pardew and his fetish for shit players. A team of 10 Goslings + Blob Jelliot on the pitch would have him cum non-stop for 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 CUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT That is all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Just to repeat what others have said as well, the way he keeps going on about this "5 game run" as if it's just a blip is unbelievable. We've been on a horrific run since January with about 9 defeats and 3 wins (all with late goals in 1:0 victories) The team has been dreadful for a long time. Not to mention the absolutely horrific time we had last season. He genuinely seems to think people only have a problem with the last 5 games - fickle Geordie twats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Since November of 2012, our form and general play is fucking diabolical apart from a few streaks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Starting to get the impression that this guy might not be up to the job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 "The Robbie Savage Premier League awards" Villain of the season is Alan Pardew. Goes on about the head butt and ends on "His team are under performing." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27155717 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mike-williamson-insists-alan-pardew-7039328?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Big Willo style says he "ain't lost da dressing room" If Pardew hasn't lost the dressing room then the players are admitting to being a shower of s***. How badly would they play if they had given up on Pardew? They couldn't possibly play any worse could they? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mike-williamson-insists-alan-pardew-7039328?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Big Willo style says he "ain't lost da dressing room" “When you look at the season on a whole we have done extremely well. “But the form has dipped and that is the frustrating part. “It puts a little cloud over the season. Don't know what we're all complaining about, it's been a great season lads! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 “When you look at the season on a whole we have done extremely well. “But the form has dipped and that is the frustrating part." “The lads have got high expectations of themselves in the dressing room. We just need to get back to basics." He's been brainwashed too I see. Almost word for word Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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