Parky Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 People shouldn't get the idea that Charmless does anything without Jabba's say so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 After Ashley's public interview, the most obvious thing I expected him to do was to bin this bald f*** and Carver and appoint two new qualified people for the roles. But his mention of Charnley kind of blew his whole 'second chance' bullshit and I think has showed him once again for what he is: clueless about football. I wonder if he hires incompetent, unqualified people to run his business. Check out the dispatches documentry on 4 on demand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 His celebration when Sissoko scored What a fucking gimp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Everytime ashley appoints a new MD they are shitter than the last. Mort wasnt great but seemed ok, Llambias was a prick but we seemed to aign players under him but Charnley is an absolute joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It is understood no appointment is imminent, with Lee Charnley, the managing director, being prepared to wait a few weeks to secure the right man. The plan is to have him installed by the time the players return to pre-season training in early July. Along the way Charnley is expected to reconsider the credentials of John Carver, the interim head coach, as well as those of McClaren, Garde and Laudrup. Yeah, no rush pal. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/26/newcastle-united-managerial-shortlist-steve-mcclaren-remi-garde-michael-laudrup?CMP=share_btn_tw Beyond belief, Just beyond belief. We have less than 80 days to be ready for the new season, and this crock of shit still needs another 14 days to think about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 As long as we get the right man in, before they return to pre season training I'm okay with that. But tbh, it won't happen imo. You can never second guess who it will be, sadly we just have to #wait and see. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It takes 3 seconds to consider Carver's credentials and that includes some generous thinking time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Man ... if after this further delay they appoint Carver. Blood must pour. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 think I need to walk away from this (football) board for a few weeks, the thought of this useless fucking turkey stumbling around for weeks to make what will inevitably be a shite decision is starting to get too much for me already Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 They were hoping against hope that Carver would do enough. Now that's out the window they're freaked. PICK UP THE PHONE YOU BALD CUNT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Despite Carver’s collection of four points from the team’s final 11 games leading Newcastle into a relegation skirmish, Charnley believes there are mitigating factors and has not dismissed the 50-year-old’s candidature If that's even close to being true that is fucking disgraceful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It is understood no appointment is imminent, with Lee Charnley, the managing director, being prepared to wait a few weeks to secure the right man. The plan is to have him installed by the time the players return to pre-season training in early July. Along the way Charnley is expected to reconsider the credentials of John Carver, the interim head coach, as well as those of McClaren, Garde and Laudrup. Yeah, no rush pal. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/26/newcastle-united-managerial-shortlist-steve-mcclaren-remi-garde-michael-laudrup?CMP=share_btn_tw Clearly a stalling tactic to get more season ticket money. So many people must be ready to cancel as soon as they name Carver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Still don't see how he can realistically appoint Carver without becoming an enormous figure of ridicule throughout the entire sport. He came out in January and said they have received 80 applications and he ignored all of them and went with Carver. We all saw the car-crash coming and it duly did. He almost relegated us with the worst run of defeats in the club's entire history in his 5 months in charge. Option 1: If Charnley chooses to make him permanent he'll be rinsed by everyone. Option 2: If Charnley is forced to appoint him because he can't find/convince someone better to do the job he'll get rinsed twice as much. The way I see it he simply must appoint someone else to avoid looking like the biggest mug on the planet. Who'd be a bigger mug - Carver or the sackless cunt who makes Carver permanent? He's got to go with someone else, he just has to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Longer this drags on the more people forget how shit Carver is and start reeling out the who else could we get shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 As I see it, Ashley has a credibility problem (hence his sky interview Sunday). If he's prepared to shelve his tacit stance after 8 odd years, then he clearly knows there's a storm on the way that he needs to head off. Regardless of the 'I don't pick the manager' routine, he will be acutely aware that the world and its mother know that Carver is a busted flush. He must also accept that he (and the other back room staff on long contracts) may cost him more to be retained as employees should he have a repeat of last season. Furthermore, I reckon that distancing himself from making key 'footballing' decisions allows him room for manoeuvre should Charnley make another pigs ear of things though I doubt he would jettison him without good reason as he presumably sees him as his eyes & ears link to the locals. Can anyone give any other credible reasoning behind promoting someone so ill equipped to run a premier league club (other than the obvious-he's cheap). For these reasons I'm cautiously optimistic about the summer without really buying into his three minute manifesto. My monies on One or two 'statement' signings, McLaren as manager & another slightly less shite season to come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hog Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I just can't believe that (although he sounds it) Mike Ashley is as thick as he comes across by some of his appointments. I really don't see how hard it can be to be aware of the obvious faults at this club, or in fact how easy it would be to get things running smoothly. Why does he insist on surrounding himself with incompetent staff who clearly have less of an idea about how things work in the footballing world than he does? It's not rocket science that you would employ a general manager/chairman with previous experience of running a football club or at least knowing how it's done effectively. Charnley in fact has a testicle for a head, all in all he is just a walking bollock with zero ability in a sporting environment and even less where football in concerned. You'd think Ashley would have learnt from the shit-storm that Llambias created or the wank mess that 'Boggle-eyes' Wise was involved in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It is understood no appointment is imminent, with Lee Charnley, the managing director, being prepared to wait a few weeks to secure the right man. The plan is to have him installed by the time the players return to pre-season training in early July. Along the way Charnley is expected to reconsider the credentials of John Carver, the interim head coach, as well as those of McClaren, Garde and Laudrup. Yeah, no rush pal. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/26/newcastle-united-managerial-shortlist-steve-mcclaren-remi-garde-michael-laudrup?CMP=share_btn_tw "In a rare interview last Sunday Ashley pledged to invest heavily in new players next season" I may have to listen to it again but I don't think he pledged any of the sort, did he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 The bit about bolting on the metaphorical horse was the closest he got. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hog Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It is understood no appointment is imminent, with Lee Charnley, the managing director, being prepared to wait a few weeks to secure the right man. The plan is to have him installed by the time the players return to pre-season training in early July. Along the way Charnley is expected to reconsider the credentials of John Carver, the interim head coach, as well as those of McClaren, Garde and Laudrup. Yeah, no rush pal. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/26/newcastle-united-managerial-shortlist-steve-mcclaren-remi-garde-michael-laudrup?CMP=share_btn_tw "In a rare interview last Sunday Ashley pledged to invest heavily in new players next season" I may have to listen to it again but I don't think he pledged any of the sort, did he? No, I think his wording was he will continue his policy of investment... which to my mind means he'll be putting in bugger all and selling anything that he thinks will make him a profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpeth mag Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It is understood no appointment is imminent, with Lee Charnley, the managing director, being prepared to wait a few weeks to secure the right man. The plan is to have him installed by the time the players return to pre-season training in early July. Along the way Charnley is expected to reconsider the credentials of John Carver, the interim head coach, as well as those of McClaren, Garde and Laudrup. Yeah, no rush pal. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/26/newcastle-united-managerial-shortlist-steve-mcclaren-remi-garde-michael-laudrup?CMP=share_btn_tw "In a rare interview last Sunday Ashley pledged to invest heavily in new players next season" I may have to listen to it again but I don't think he pledged any of the sort, did he? No, I think his wording was he will continue his policy of investment... which to my mind means he'll be putting in bugger all and selling anything that he thinks will make him a profit. I think it is also the section where he admits we may need some luck today (last Sunday) but that we won't be in this position again. I think an admission that the quality of the squad, and hopefully the coaches, isn't right. I wonder if the new ambition of the owner has caught Charnley on the hop and maybe he has to find a bigger budget for the new coach than he originally planned. Apologies for the optimism in the comments, I do think it will be McClaren but the problem with the summer months is that small ray of hope that usually lasts until 1st September. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Nice one Lee! Great to see you've been busy since the end of December! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lee-charnley-draw-up-head-9334427 Mike Ashley has handed full responsibility to managing director Lee Charnley and Newcastle United’s “football board” ahead of what many at the club feel will be the busiest summer of the Toon tycoon’s ownership. The process to decide who will be the next head coach and confirm the list of summer transfer targets is expected to get under way today, with Charnley meeting up with board members to thrash out a plan of action. It is understood that Ashley wants a “hands-off” role when it comes to making football decisions, but the owner spoke to Charnley and John Carver about his relief after the 2-0 win over West Ham. Newcastle will lose one board member – financial guru John Irving – in the near future. And it remains to be seen whether they add to the “football board”, which Ashley spoke about in public on Sunday, by bringing in a football consultant-style director in due course. That was Ashley’s course of action the last time United came close to relegation in 2013. However, the ill-fated decision to bring back Joe Kinnear backfired when the ex-Wimbledon boss failed to clinch a single permanent signing – despite making a huge sales pitch to Ashley that he would be able to reshape the club’s football operations from top to bottom. For now, Charnley will continue to work with chief scout Graham Carr and head coach John Carver as the club look to make better decisions than in seasons gone by. Carver will go away on holiday soon but has so far been in charge of structuring pre-season dates and friendly options, which will begin in mid-July. Players are expected back for pre-season training on July 1 but those involved with international matches in mid-June will be afforded extra holiday to get the required rest period in before the new season starts. Meanwhile, it is believed that there is continued interest from Crystal Palace in Newcastle goalkeeper coach Andy Woodman. Alan Pardew has always taken Woodman with him during his career, but the former Palace keeper opted to stay on Tyneside in January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 "Lee Charnley to draw up head coach shortlist after being handed full control of search" Shortlist, that's a canny idea. Wonder how long it took him to come up with that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 "Lee Charnley to draw up head coach shortlist after being handed full control of search" Shortlist, that's a canny idea. Wonder how long it took him to come up with that one. Pretty sure they said the same thing when Pardew left Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Gonna be a very shortlist I imagine. Probably currently reads 1. John 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Gonna be a very shortlist I imagine. Probably currently reads 1. John 2. I choose #2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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