NEEJ Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Yup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 I didn't want to say anything but I am actually Jack Colback. Soz for been shit n that lads. A propa 8 Sunlun tho lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Which ones we talking? Mako, Figures 1-0 Football and samptime? Any more? They have certainly all just popped up at once like. Disco has always been very suspect in general so I'm not surprised about that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Mike is Mike Ashley after all! Hiding in plain sight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 I'm actually lee charnley. He's just my big toe with some 3d glasses from the cinema on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Of course. Mako is Mike. It's just that the fat cunts fat fingers couldn't type properly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Someone in Chronicle comments posting as a 'concerned fan' who thought we shouldn't protest against Pardew was outed as a steward supervisor. Although was probably just wanting a quiet shift. Also, used his real name to comment and had a public LinkedIn, so wasn't very good at keeping up the pretense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Mike is actually Mike. Hence the no pictures and the "wow I hate Pardew!" routine imho Mike Ashley can't swim either. It's all adding up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 And you never see them together Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 When you read the first letter of Mike's posts in order it spells out 'sports direct' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 "yeah I'm mike I'm american! I love the Raid!" yeah the raid of NUFC's history pal! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Which ones we talking? Mako, Figures 1-0 Football and samptime? Any more? They have certainly all just popped up at once like. Disco has always been very suspect in general so I'm not surprised about that one. Pretty much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Which ones we talking? Mako, Figures 1-0 Football and samptime? Any more? They have certainly all just popped up at once like. Disco has always been very suspect in general so I'm not surprised about that one. I've said today Colback is a decent squad player and I don't want to see the Toon get relegated. Must be a full on retard me like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Which ones we talking? Mako, Figures 1-0 Football and samptime? Any more? They have certainly all just popped up at once like. Disco has always been very suspect in general so I'm not surprised about that one. I've said today Colback is a decent squad player and I don't want to see the Toon get relegated. Must be a full on retard me like. Don't talk about me again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Acknowledgement is the first step, my friend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Which ones we talking? Mako, Figures 1-0 Football and samptime? Any more? They have certainly all just popped up at once like. Disco has always been very suspect in general so I'm not surprised about that one. I've said today Colback is a decent squad player and I don't want to see the Toon get relegated. Must be a full on retard me like. The irony that this shouldn't even be an afterthought, let alone the objective for every season. We are NUFC not fucking Hull City or Leicester City. Peoples expectations are so low it's frightening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Which ones we talking? Mako, Figures 1-0 Football and samptime? Any more? They have certainly all just popped up at once like. Disco has always been very suspect in general so I'm not surprised about that one. I've said today Colback is a decent squad player and I don't want to see the Toon get relegated. Must be a full on retard me like. Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Acknowledgement is the first step, my friend. So what's the solution pal? We'll hand oot loads of flyers outside the ground, demanding people don't gan to the game. Maybe we can get a massive white bedsheet, and scrawl: "Ashley You've gone Full Retard" on it. Wave it in front of the Sky Cameras outside the ground. That'll shake Ashley to the core, no doubt about it. And then if he's not left by then -next season hopefully we'll get relegated and then Ashley will fuck off. And then according to the Board, everything will be fantastic. Sounds like a plan that has no flaws at all. Great stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 and if we don't get relegated, we steal his kids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 What are you trying to contribute honestly. That post is utter bilge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 and if we don't get relegated, we steal his kids. And sell them to Adam Johnson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Acknowledgement is the first step, my friend. So what's the solution pal? Keep giving him your money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Clearly I'm Mike Ashley. The last person you'd ever suspect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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