tgarve Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Giving himself credit again: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11276604/Alan-Pardew-says-solid-relationship-with-Newcastle-owner-Mike-Ashley-helped-him-through-hard-times.html He actually does stroke his manager of the year award doesn't he Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 There's no need for that, obviously whoring out Sissoko. He does sound like a f***ing car salesman he's blatantly listing off his strengths (features and benefits), gets in his age (plenty of years left in this plate) and telling the "big" clubs he's within their price range. f***ing despicable. Oh and he manages to get a Cabaye reference in there too for good measure. Hands are tied, my f*** dick they are, complicit in every way, c***. Hope someone brings him back a dose of Ebola from the ACON! I'm sure we were told he gets a good cut from any transfer fee that we receive. There is little doubt that Pardew will get a bonus if a player is sold for a profit - its quite common in football and Clough had a similar arrangement but at least with him you knew he wouldn't sell if the player was a key part of the team. Apparently KK also had this deal - I remember John Anderson cutting off some guy on his phone-in the week before KK resigned in 1997 because the guy asked if KK had got a bonus from the sale of Darren Huckerby although we all trusted KK in that he also wouldn't sell a player unless he had someone else in mind. With Pardew, he doesn't give a stuff and anyone could go for all he cares if he gets a kick-back from it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Such an utter pisstaking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Going to get shown up by Mourinho today. Can see Mourinho offering him the handshake before the game is over and him accepting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Going to get shown up by Mourinho today. Can see Mourinho offering him the handshake before the game is over and him accepting. He loves Mourinho like. He thinks he's a chip off the same block. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Going to get shown up by Mourinho today. Can see Mourinho offering him the handshake before the game is over and him accepting. Chelsea got such a superior team that Mourinho won't have to show him up today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 The sniveling cretin would probably kiss Mourinhos feet before full time and all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 He loves days like today, he cannot possibly lose no matter what happens. It'd have to be double figures for him to even get the slightest criticism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Going to get shown up by Mourinho today. Can see Mourinho offering him the handshake before the game is over and him accepting. He loves Mourinho like. He thinks he's a chip off the same block. Which drives me insane. His fucking ego man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 He loves days like today, he cannot possibly lose no matter what happens. It'd have to be double figures for him to even get the slightest criticism. So true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Going to get shown up by Mourinho today. Can see Mourinho offering him the handshake before the game is over and him accepting. Can see Pardew offering Mourinho a handshake with 2 minutes to go tbh. (when we're 3-0 down or something) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Underpants Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Can see Pardew asking Mourinho for his jacket and an autograph tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Sigh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Oh, the ambivalence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubbs Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Lets at least give the guy some credit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Lets at least give the guy some credit not a fucking chance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 If we all chip in we can give him some credit for Dignitas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 If we all chip in we can give him some credit for Dignitas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Well done Pardew, excellent result and some good football played. Lots of spirit shown. I still hate you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 http://media0.giphy.com/media/68MP3aJkj9KzC/giphy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Fucking brilliant cunt today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Dunno how he always seems to beat Chelsea but he has some jinx over them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RJberger Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 8 more years, 8 more years :cheesy: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 If we all chip in we can give him some credit for Dignitas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 The apprentice beats the master. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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