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Jonjo Shelvey (now playing for Çaykur Rizespor, on loan from Nottingham Forest)


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Lazy f***ing passenger and a total w*****. How come he’s never the one to have a massive spell on the sidelines?

 

Most players have made some positive contributions tonight but Shelvey has done fuck all. He’s absolutely shit.

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Lazy fucking passenger and a total wanker. How come he’s never the one to have a massive spell on the sidelines?

The commentator said he's always got a long-ranger in his locker. Why wouldn't you play him? It's not his fault he's lost the bastard key.

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I despise him me. Shit, lazy, myth of a footballer. BT commentators kept saying how well he strikes a ball and "if anyone can score from distance it's Jonjo Shelvey" after he'd planted one about 30 yards over the bar.

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Total joke of a player. Coward.

 

Second half barely laid a glove, or could keep hold of the ball. Just let the game slide, and time tick by.

 

Pundits/morons say he’s good on the ball, but that’s the circumstances when you need him to be getting on the ball.

 

Totally anonymous, like slenderman

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In the first half when a Man U player passed it short, then he backed out of making a challenge because he knew he would get done for pace, it just about sums him up. He had a yard start on wan Bisaka but he still backed out.

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