C*CK P*SS P*RDEW

[colinmk]

West Ham are almost evens to beat them 02nd April. Am I missing something?

[TRon]

I remember not long after we appointed him I called him a fraud and got a bit of stick for it. Even during the 5th place season I called him out as a fraud, again to some stick. But that is what he is, a fraud. He is no different to a some conman trying to dupe an old couple out of their savings for energy saving solar panels or something.

 

He walks into a club this seemingly smart, confident, sweet talking man who buys peoples confidence with buzz words like front foot football, fret, DNA etc. He sets his teams out not to lose hoping the star players (the magic) does the business. For a while it works and people think f***ing hell, future England manager here.

 

And then when the top players are misfiring, injured or being played out of position, when the opposition cotton onto the primitive tactics and when people start seeing things for what they are... the fraudster does what he does best when caught out. Blames everything and everyone else for everything.

 

I guarantee when he wakes up in the morning he gives himself a pep talk, he high-fives younger players, roughs the hair of older players and reads books on the art of managing people.

 

He was a s*** footballer and an even shitter football manager. He gets found out constantly, yet constantly gets jobs. English football is so backward there is no hope for 'team' England.

 

I f***ing despise the prick me and hope he fails at everything, his managerial career, his relationships, love life, his kids, making meals, the f***ing lot.

 

Fair do's but even in the season we finished 5th I put that down to him stumbling on the right formation because of injuries. Never rated him for even one minute, partly because of the Mascherano/Tevez fiasco which made me highly suspicious from day one. Plus he's a massive cunt.

[loki679]

I remember not long after we appointed him I called him a fraud and got a bit of stick for it. Even during the 5th place season I called him out as a fraud, again to some stick. But that is what he is, a fraud. He is no different to a some conman trying to dupe an old couple out of their savings for energy saving solar panels or something.

 

He walks into a club this seemingly smart, confident, sweet talking man who buys peoples confidence with buzz words like front foot football, fret, DNA etc. He sets his teams out not to lose hoping the star players (the magic) does the business. For a while it works and people think f***ing hell, future England manager here.

 

And then when the top players are misfiring, injured or being played out of position, when the opposition cotton onto the primitive tactics and when people start seeing things for what they are... the fraudster does what he does best when caught out. Blames everything and everyone else for everything.

 

I guarantee when he wakes up in the morning he gives himself a pep talk, he high-fives younger players, roughs the hair of older players and reads books on the art of managing people.

 

He was a s*** footballer and an even shitter football manager. He gets found out constantly, yet constantly gets jobs. English football is so backward there is no hope for 'team' England.

 

I f***ing despise the prick me and hope he fails at everything, his managerial career, his relationships, love life, his kids, making meals, the f***ing lot.

 

Fair do's but even in the season we finished 5th I put that down to him stumbling on the right formation because of injuries. Never rated him for even one minute, partly because of the Mascherano/Tevez fiasco which made me highly suspicious from day one. Plus he's a massive cunt.

 

 

We got lucky with players in the form of their lives too.

[Mowen]

I remember not long after we appointed him I called him a fraud and got a bit of stick for it. Even during the 5th place season I called him out as a fraud, again to some stick.

 

I'm pretty sure I remember you admitting you'd been proved wrong on him that season as well mind.

[TRon]

I remember not long after we appointed him I called him a fraud and got a bit of stick for it. Even during the 5th place season I called him out as a fraud, again to some stick. But that is what he is, a fraud. He is no different to a some conman trying to dupe an old couple out of their savings for energy saving solar panels or something.

 

He walks into a club this seemingly smart, confident, sweet talking man who buys peoples confidence with buzz words like front foot football, fret, DNA etc. He sets his teams out not to lose hoping the star players (the magic) does the business. For a while it works and people think f***ing hell, future England manager here.

 

And then when the top players are misfiring, injured or being played out of position, when the opposition cotton onto the primitive tactics and when people start seeing things for what they are... the fraudster does what he does best when caught out. Blames everything and everyone else for everything.

 

I guarantee when he wakes up in the morning he gives himself a pep talk, he high-fives younger players, roughs the hair of older players and reads books on the art of managing people.

 

He was a s*** footballer and an even shitter football manager. He gets found out constantly, yet constantly gets jobs. English football is so backward there is no hope for 'team' England.

 

I f***ing despise the prick me and hope he fails at everything, his managerial career, his relationships, love life, his kids, making meals, the f***ing lot.

 

Fair do's but even in the season we finished 5th I put that down to him stumbling on the right formation because of injuries. Never rated him for even one minute, partly because of the Mascherano/Tevez fiasco which made me highly suspicious from day one. Plus he's a massive cunt.

 

 

We got lucky with players in the form of their lives too.

 

There were a few on here who never bought in despite the results. I know I never really rated McClaren but in the end I was so relieved to be shot of Pardew I was even prepared to give him a chance on the basis that the football couldn't be anywhere near as bad. Which was accurate as it turns out. Both were losers but McClaren's football was definitely easier on the eye.

[loki679]

I remember not long after we appointed him I called him a fraud and got a bit of stick for it. Even during the 5th place season I called him out as a fraud, again to some stick. But that is what he is, a fraud. He is no different to a some conman trying to dupe an old couple out of their savings for energy saving solar panels or something.

 

He walks into a club this seemingly smart, confident, sweet talking man who buys peoples confidence with buzz words like front foot football, fret, DNA etc. He sets his teams out not to lose hoping the star players (the magic) does the business. For a while it works and people think f***ing hell, future England manager here.

 

And then when the top players are misfiring, injured or being played out of position, when the opposition cotton onto the primitive tactics and when people start seeing things for what they are... the fraudster does what he does best when caught out. Blames everything and everyone else for everything.

 

I guarantee when he wakes up in the morning he gives himself a pep talk, he high-fives younger players, roughs the hair of older players and reads books on the art of managing people.

 

He was a s*** footballer and an even shitter football manager. He gets found out constantly, yet constantly gets jobs. English football is so backward there is no hope for 'team' England.

 

I f***ing despise the prick me and hope he fails at everything, his managerial career, his relationships, love life, his kids, making meals, the f***ing lot.

 

Fair do's but even in the season we finished 5th I put that down to him stumbling on the right formation because of injuries. Never rated him for even one minute, partly because of the Mascherano/Tevez fiasco which made me highly suspicious from day one. Plus he's a massive cunt.

 

 

We got lucky with players in the form of their lives too.

 

There were a few on here who never bought in despite the results. I know I never really rated McClaren but in the end I was so relieved to be shot of Pardew I was even prepared to give him a chance on the basis that the football couldn't be anywhere near as bad. Which was accurate as it turns out. Both were losers but McClaren's football was definitely easier on the eye.

 

Yeah, I was one of them.  This is a post from me in 2012:

 

Peddle him.  We've been bloody lucky a lot of times this season and i've seen nothing to suggest we're going to play anywhere near our potential under him.  Limited tactically.

 

I agree about McClaren, I didn't want him but thought we might at least get some better football out of it and we did for a while.  Neither of them should be anywhere near a PL club at the end of the day, they're just lucky we came along.

[ujpest doza]

Why did we have to be so unbelievably s*** when this is happening to Pardew? If we'd have got Rafa when we should have we'd have been above these arseholes by now ffs.

 

A massive factor is Pardew himself.

He is but had Rafa replaced McClaren in January we're already safe imo

THIS IN SPADES.

 

We left it far too late and that is why we won't survive.

[Dontooner]

Funny how my login name dontooner returns this value on the internet.

 

http://footballburp.com/opinion/forum-thread-of-the-week-newcastle-fans-lambast-alan-pardew-on-way-to-victory/

 

Made me quit the forum after reading it. Too much wrath made me realize i had to take a step back. 

Pardew's football was clearly "Hoof and Cross Football". Maclaren's tries but his systems are too slow and predictable( not worse than Pardew's imo).

 

Rafa 1st two games already shows some systems in place. Still disjointed performances but look like can be improved much.

 

What pisses me off the most was Ben Arfa the lad, clearly could have been another legend in the making at this club but Pardew wanted all the attention to himself.

We had some very good players with good attitudes like Santon and Ben that could have become the backbone of the team.

The fans need to take responsibility as well, we let our club make mistakes after mistakes and yet there is still too little unity to change its direction.

 

We are not a big club imo after this fiasco the fans are too passive and have no direction of their own, the power of the fans are really under utilized at this club. We need family unity and we need to demand certain standards. We are definitely not there as compared to bigger clubs when it comes to fan mentality.

 

I dont demand to be winners or winning 4-3, i just want improvement, steady changes and real communication from the club.

None of these are present, i feel alienated from the club. There is something very wrong with the philosophy of the club right now and the alot fans dont seem too bother by it.

 

Its a shame but we let ourselves down when we allowed Ashley to do whatever he wants with the club.

 

 

[Guest Howaythetoon]

I remember not long after we appointed him I called him a fraud and got a bit of stick for it. Even during the 5th place season I called him out as a fraud, again to some stick.

 

I'm pretty sure I remember you admitting you'd been proved wrong on him that season as well mind.

 

From memory, I attended a talk in after that season and was impressed with what he had to say and yes as he had finished 5th he deserved benefit of the doubt. That was my line of thinking IIRC. I have always regarded him as a shit manager and a fraud and I loving seeing him fuck it up at HIS club the fucking prick that he is.

[Ronaldo]

I remember not long after we appointed him I called him a fraud and got a bit of stick for it. Even during the 5th place season I called him out as a fraud, again to some stick.

 

I'm pretty sure I remember you admitting you'd been proved wrong on him that season as well mind.

 

From memory, I attended a talk in after that season and was impressed with what he had to say and yes as he had finished 5th he deserved benefit of the doubt. That was my line of thinking IIRC. I have always regarded him as a shit manager and a fraud and I loving seeing him fuck it up at HIS club the fucking prick that he is.

 

Didn't you buy a signed photo of him for £15?

[Guest Howaythetoon]

Funny how my login name dontooner returns this value on the internet.

 

http://footballburp.com/opinion/forum-thread-of-the-week-newcastle-fans-lambast-alan-pardew-on-way-to-victory/

 

Made me quit the forum after reading it. Too much wrath made me realize i had to take a step back. 

Pardew's football was clearly "Hoof and Cross Football". Maclaren's tries but his systems are too slow and predictable( not worse than Pardew's imo).

 

Rafa 1st two games already shows some systems in place. Still disjointed performances but look like can be improved much.

 

What pisses me off the most was Ben Arfa the lad, clearly could have been another legend in the making at this club but Pardew wanted all the attention to himself.

We had some very good players with good attitudes like Santon and Ben that could have become the backbone of the team.

The fans need to take responsibility as well, we let our club make mistakes after mistakes and yet there is still too little unity to change its direction.

 

We are not a big club imo after this fiasco the fans are too passive and have no direction of their own, the power of the fans are really under utilized at this club. We need family unity and we need to demand certain standards. We are definitely not there as compared to bigger clubs when it comes to fan mentality.

 

I dont demand to be winners or winning 4-3, i just want improvement, steady changes and real communication from the club.

None of these are present, i feel alienated from the club. There is something very wrong with the philosophy of the club right now and the alot fans dont seem too bother by it.

 

Its a shame but we let ourselves down when we allowed Ashley to do whatever he wants with the club.

 

 

 

Good post and welcome back.

[Kanj]

I hope they continue to slide and get relegated and he get's sacked. Double whammy that fucking arrogant cunt.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

If he gets sacked I want them to stay up, well I would if we weren't down the bottom.

[Leazes_End_Mag]

If he gets sacked I want them to stay up, well I would if we weren't down the bottom.

I'd be delighted to see them go down even if he is sacked, purely for the fact that the majority of their fans thought they had plucked god from the heavens and decided to make a big song and dance about how worse off we were when he started off well as he usually does at his new clubs.

 

Karmas a bitch.

[BlueStar]

[Dave]

Got to go down to Welling United who are currently 23rd in the National League (5th tier of English football, so currently placed 115th in England) to find the next club with no league wins in 2016.

 

Piss off Opta.

[Paully]

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[Wullie]

Got to go down to Welling United who are currently 23rd in the National League (5th tier of English football, so currently placed 115th in England) to find the next club with no league wins in 2016.

 

Piss off Opta.

 

Welling have now won a game btw.

[Sima]

 

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This bloke, man.  What a fucking knacker.

[Twinport53]

"I would of kept Palace up if I wasn't in prison for lying under oath. I couldn't score the goals or keep them clean sheets behind bars"

[Darth Crooks]

It's clearly a fucking stupid thing to say yet at the same time you know its said with zero sentiment; he just wants to hang off the coat-tails of something/look funny.

[LV]

It's clearly a f***ing stupid thing to say yet at the same time you know its said with zero sentiment; he just wants to hang off the coat-tails of something/look funny.

 

I was listening to 5live when he was on and couldn't believe what I was hearing. You could tell he was very pleased with himself when making the 'small' joke.

 

You could also hear his slavering, blubbery fish lips smack about all over the place. Sickening.

[Leazes_End_Mag]

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[emoji23] This bloke man.

[KaKa]

He is obsessed with size. Such a sick creep.

[midds]

What the fuck goes through his mind?

 

A elderly comedian has died, I know, I'll mention it in my press conference and I'll also have a pop at his height to try and make the lads laugh a bit. I'll look mint.